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That salmon that nutted on the magic school bus is in the Epstein files btw

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@TPExpressTrains Thank you!!!

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@TPExpressTrains hello, can you tell me if this ticket is valid on your trains please?

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@northernassist But.. why? And that’s useless if we’ve already arrived at our destination having booked return tickets home before the info comes out 😭

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@northernassist why is every single train home from Manchester cancelled??? 😭

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I’ve moved.

Follow me on Blue sky- @horchwills.bsky.social

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PSA:

I can’t speak for everybody in hospitality but during this season when all the part-timers come out and throw up everywhere you’ll get much better service by being nice to the staff than you will if you’re a dick. Even if you throw money at us.

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Relinquished creative control of the Christmas tree to the 6 year old. think it’s our best one yet

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This is actually painful to watch

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Interred her ashes on her birthday on Wednesday. Felt like reopening a very sore wound. But we played her favourite music and ate werther’s (and threw some in for her) and I gave her the last big kiss she’ll ever receive on this earth. Blergh.

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I don’t know why I’m posting this but my Nan died a couple of weeks ago and I went to say goodbye today. I’m glad I did. It’s her funeral tomorrow and I cannot for the life of me pull myself together.

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@Hedgepigsftw Yeah I got well too into it this morning and we were late for school 🥲

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HENRY IS WATCHING A TV PROGRAMME AND SHARK BOY AND LAVA GIRL’S DAUGHTER IS IN IT AND SHE MAKES WATER OMG

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@fryuppolice @jonnorris12 Dizzy

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@fryuppolice I will indeed. How are you and yours?

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@fryuppolice 3 times this week. Can’t seem the shake the fucker.

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@fryuppolice He’s like 8ft tall and has an answer for everything

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@astro_timpeake we were supposed to see you tonight at the @The_Lowry but sadly all of our trains have been cancelled. A couple of very very very disappointed astronauts say sorry/ Hello and we’ll catch you in a few weeks at book bean & ice cream.

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I can’t believe that all it took to solve knife crime in the UK was a whopper in an England cape bouncing a chair off the shutters of a JD sports. If only we’d thought of it sooner

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@BleuNuit2cv @astro_timpeake It’s called book bean and ice cream! X

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Was very happy to see many girls and young women watching @astro_timpeake last night. Reach for the stars girls, and don't worry about that D in maths 👩‍🚀.