Hannah

[Hannah @HanPoenisch]

@NoahKahan please play Forever tonight in Arlington!! It was my husband and I’s first dance song

[Mike Honcho @tane_lord]

I love March Madness because I always learn about a new school. Never heard of Texas A&M University in my life

[Hannah @HanPoenisch]

@muttmoding Utah is pretty though, give them Oklahoma

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

All-time mascot performance from Brutus here. Teaching tape for mascots everywhere.

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

I’m torn. I sympathize with Kayce and wanted her to win but I also need to tell all the dipshit Aggies that have been following me around for weeks how fraudulent they are.

[Hannah @HanPoenisch]

@ouraring I love you so much, could you please have some sort of trade in program? I love the new Oura ring colors but I can’t justify buying a new ring when my current one works perfectly well

[Hannah @HanPoenisch]

@bodittle You saw “antifa” what does that even mean lol

[Hannah @HanPoenisch]

@GregAbbott_TX It already was…

[Husky Stadium @GreatestSetting]

Saturday.

[Hannah @HanPoenisch]

@bandasnagano @NWSL They can’t take the rebound if it only hits off the post, it has to be touched by another person before the penalty taker can touch it again

[Hannah @HanPoenisch]

@dallastrinityfc @Abiodundebby100 @WashSpirit Washington Spirit is in Washington DC.. not Washington state lol

[Hannah @HanPoenisch]

The only crisis is the curse you bring when you attend Texas sports games

[Senator Ted Cruz @SenTedCruz]

"College sports is in crisis right now," Cruz said.

"If Congress doesn't act, we risk seeing devastation."

https://t.co/qzieFNSObr

[HornSports @HornSports]

Whatever the future holds, thank you to QB1. To all the critics out there, this program owes him a huge thanks. Remember where this team was 4 years ago. #HookEm

[Hannah @HanPoenisch]

I hope Ted Cruz was booed by all Texas fans

[Scott Bell @ScottBellDMN]

Jerry Jones was just loudly booed when shown on the big screen during a TV timeout at the Cotton Bowl.

[Hannah @HanPoenisch]

Blame @tedcruz instead

[College Football Report @CFBReport]

Quinn Ewers is going to get blamed for that and I can’t take it

[Hannah @HanPoenisch]

No, it’s on @tedcruz

[College Football Report @CFBReport]

This game is on nobody but Sark.

Not a single Texas player is to blame for this loss.

[Hannah @HanPoenisch]

Thanks a lot, you are a curse

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

I’m excited to win some Ohio food and beer from @JDVance after UT kicks OSU’s ass. I’m even more excited to watch JD try on a burnt orange jersey as he makes the delivery.

#HookEm

[Hannah @HanPoenisch]

Way to go @tedcruz

[Houston Chronicle @HoustonChron]

Texas fans are begging Ted Cruz to call off his Cotton Bowl bet with Ohio's J.D. Vance https://t.co/BFMbORg6jl

[Hannah @HanPoenisch]

Whelp, we’re gonna lose now

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Hey @JDVance —care for a wager on the UT-Ohio State game?

Loser brings beer & food from his home state & delivers it wearing the winning jersey?

#HookEm