Hans Brotansky

Much like my real life, Twitter is a cesspool where I shit post and look at porn all day. Oh yeah... I also play games and take photos. link in the bio.

[Hans Brotansky @hansbrotansky]

I subbed to @markiplier 's OF.

For charity of course.

[Hans Brotansky @hansbrotansky]

Can you stop being a punk bitch, @elonmusk and get on @jonstewart's show? What are you afraid of?

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[Hans Brotansky @hansbrotansky]

I get it now! You cancelled $8 billion - er excuse me- $8 million in contracts because it was for ICE so you could save your own illegal ass! @elonmusk

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[Hans Brotansky @hansbrotansky]

They really can't figure out where @elonmusk stands. He is running DOGE, he isn't running DOGE, he is running DOGE. Hopefully the the courts will decide.

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[Hans Brotansky @hansbrotansky]

Social security is a scam yet @elonmusk's DOGE are continuing to walk back on their claim of saving "billions" 🤔

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[Hans Brotansky @hansbrotansky]

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So 38 billion is okay in government handouts to @elonmusk ? Isn't that DEI since he is "African" and, let's be honest,

[Hans Brotansky @hansbrotansky]

I'm surprised @elonmusk didn't show high on ketamine up with his dumb chain saw to further derail that embarrassment of a peace talk.

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[Hans Brotansky @hansbrotansky]

I'm glad to see @elonmusk admitted on JRE that DOGE was all just one big joke to him. It must be nice to be wealthy enough to play games with people's lives.

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[Hans Brotansky @hansbrotansky]

@elonmusk did The Giant Peach fire you from DOGE or did you get all the people you wanted off your back fired so you don't see it nessecary "help the American people?"

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[Hans Brotansky @hansbrotansky]

What happened to all the great savings you posted about on Twitter, @elonmusk ? Why did you delete them?

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[Hans Brotansky @hansbrotansky]

Representative MTG says federal employees do not deserve their jobs. That federal employees are not working real jobs. And to a certain extent I'm inclined to agree. With that said...

Fire @elonmusk
Get rid of DOGE
#uselessemployees

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[Hans Brotansky @hansbrotansky]

In comedy, sometimes a comedian doesn't read their audience well or a joke just didn't land as well as it should.

Here is an example: we should deport illegals like @elonmusk for being unfunny. Being cringe is a violent crime.

See how that wasn't funny?

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[Hans Brotansky @hansbrotansky]

I figured it out... The Giant Peach loves losers like @elonmusk. How is it the original https://t.co/gTIcfZ2WwF doing? Surprised you held on to that domain name or do you just rebrand all your failures?

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[Hans Brotansky @hansbrotansky]

I'm going to ease off @elonmusk's nuts today so he can answer a personal tweet from Grimes.

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[Hans Brotansky @hansbrotansky]

Full transparency @elonmusk! If you're saving us so much money with DOGE don't just tweet about it, show us the receipts! Then compare that to the number of contracts you have with the government from the pass 4 years.

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[Hans Brotansky @hansbrotansky]

@elonmusk if you're tech support then fix your fucking cyber trucks so they don't get recalled as often.

You're a toddler with a iPad.

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[Hans Brotansky @hansbrotansky]

ASCII code for X is 88
8th letter of the alphabet is H
88 = HH which is a dog whistle for for racist dogebags like @elonmusk

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[Hans Brotansky @hansbrotansky]

If you're so curious, I can assure you that anyone not in your tax bracket is paying more taxes than you @elonmusk. You don't need access to the IRS to figure that out.

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[Hans Brotansky @hansbrotansky]

Ashley St Clair not a good enough breeder for your harem, @elonmusk ?

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[Hans Brotansky @hansbrotansky]

The Giant Peach keeps denying your relationship with him. Trouble at home @elonmusk ?

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[Hans Brotansky @hansbrotansky]

So the lawsuit that was filed against @elonmusk basically calls his position within government below inferior which is a hilarious and appropriate choice of words.

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