John5

Air guitarist.
Dude.
Geek.
Gunner.
Petrolhead.
Daydreamer. Nightthinker.
Never skips Leg-day.
I bounce when I'm excited.
Nein.
INFP-T

[John5 @HansDas]

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I have created an ART!

[OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical]

A pair of Airlink Embraer E-195s nearly collided with Cape Town’s DHL Stadium while conducting a flyover this afternoon.

The first jet cleared the stadium roof by a few meters, while the second was hit by the stadium pyrotechnics.

[WhoScored @WhoScored]

Arsenal in the Premier League this season:

🥇 Most points (85)
🥇 Most wins (26)
🥇 Most goal difference (+44)
🥇 Most clean sheets (19)
🥇 Most clean sheets in a row (4)
🥇 Most set-piece goals (23)
🥇 Most headed goals (16)
🥇 Most WhoScored MOTM awards (29)
🥇 Fewest losses (5)
🥇 Fewest goals conceded (27)
🥇 Fewest shots conceded per game (8.2)
🥇 Fewest yellow (51) and red cards (0)

Champions 🔴⚪️🏆

#AFC | @Arsenal

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Bottle this feeling 🍾

[John5 @HansDas]

"Alcoholism is not a crime, Beatrice!"

[The ₿itcoin Therapist @TheBTCTherapist]

If you don’t laugh at this you’re not human

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand t-shirt. She couldn't even name 3 other main causes of the outbreak of World War I

[John5 @HansDas]

I...
Am...
Inevitable
#Duolingo365
@duolingo

[Scrumming Flyhalf @scrumming_ten]

Felix Jones went for a 7-1 split with the brandy & coke
😂😂😂😂

[John5 @HansDas]

Eisbein trifle!

[John5 @HansDas]

@TelkomZA Thank you. All has been sorted now

[John5 @HansDas]

Dear @TelkomZA, we are currently experiencing no internet coverage in my area.

[John5 @HansDas]

"I'm still fucking here, we've work to do..."

[Friedrich Nietzsche Notebook @QuoteNietzsche]

"Never trust a thought that occurs to you indoors.”
— Nietzsche

[John5 @HansDas]

What is Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?

"Haaaaannnndd Eeeyyyeeee...!!!"
#Springboks #SSRugby #SABC #ForeverGreenForeverGold #RSAvITA @Springboks @SABC_Sport

[John5 @HansDas]

Look what I learned on Duolingo in 2024! #Duolingo365

[John5 @HansDas]

Is there such a thing as a constructive drunk?

"Today I will set aside all of my personal battles & anxieties and I will do something to benefit you, my fellow humans"

And then I will have a beer...

[John5 @HansDas]

The Durban July horse race, you say?

Just tell me where and when...

[John5 @HansDas]

@HLTCO I also had a dream that Spurs drew 2-2 with City...

[John5 @HansDas]

Need more ?

Check my playlist ...
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[John5 @HansDas]

Guys... Was 1999 one of the best years for music EVER?

[John5 @HansDas]

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[John5 @HansDas]

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[John5 @HansDas]

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