Patrick Hansen

ei

[Woke Mark David Chapman @gothtimberlands]

gods greatest gift to man

[Aaron Slodov @aphysicist]

10/10 no notes

[@autechres @autechres]

Has anyone noticed that it’s less common for someone to tell you when to go to sleep than it was in the 2000s? It used to happen like every night except for weekends and now it rarely if ever occurs

[larrikin @HELLLLHOOOOLE]

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Legendary top five

[James "PJ" Locke III @PjLocke4]

Facts! Mf stay hating on Alex! He a dog and the whole squad love his play!

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Ironically enough trump’s biggest blunder on Iran is that he thought he'd just fallen out of a coconut tree and that he could ignore the context of all which came before you

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

“5 this, 7 that”

It’s all fun and games until 6 lines up in the wing-t and bashes your facemask in for 4 quarters of cornfed-smash-mouth-fuck-you football

[Patrick Hansen @Hansen1218]

RT’d this cause I thought it was satire but I think he’s for real lol

[𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙢𝙚𝙩 𝘼𝙙𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙩 @HelmetAddict]

Why do so many people want the NFL to be an arena ball league? I don't get it.

[Patrick Hansen @Hansen1218]

The people who can’t make it through one drive without looking at their phone and get upset when the point total isn’t over 55 really hate this one

[nicky @PFF_Nicky]

NFL Playoff “Was I entertained tracker”

Panthers vs Rams ✅
Bears vs Packers ✅
Jaguars vs Bills ✅
Eagles vs 49ers ✅✅✅
Patriots vs Chargers ❌
Steelers vs Texans✅ (Rodgers hate watch)
Broncos vs Bills: ✅
Seahawks vs 49ers: ❌
Broncos vs Patriots: ✅ (Real football)

[Patrick Hansen @Hansen1218]

I hate the patriots

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Dominos is so funny. It's like do you want a medium pizza for $19.99 or do you want to press 3 buttons and get it for $5.99

[Nik Bonitto @nikkkkbonitto]

We got you 10🤞🏽

[Patrick Hansen @Hansen1218]

Holy fuck catch the ball

[Patrick Hansen @Hansen1218]

I love college football

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

if i ever found out a mouse lived in my home, and he had a small archway in the wall, and he lived in there with small, real furniture, and he ventured out nightly to get one olive or a small wedge of cheese. i would stop at nothing to end his life. i would spare no expense

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

gf took an edible and instead of saying “im high as fuck” she keeps saying this

[Benjamin Solak @BenjaminSolak]

There is no corner in football who gets hit by softer DPI/holding flags than Riley Moss

[Patrick Hansen @Hansen1218]

Insane