beatrix thee kiddo

joan jett if you see this im free thursday night are you free thursday night so i can take you out on thursday night if you’re free i’d like to hang out

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Alcohol is poison. I hate stoners as much as the next american but youre better off smoking weed than drinking. Meth is superior to both of them. But few have the sheer will to harness its power without it destroying them. When I put that pipe to my lips I ride to battle

[want a gf @plsfindmeagf]

How are we Doing today Ladies? Are we still Losing it? Are we going Completely insane?

[beatrix thee kiddo @hansfue]

@CartoonsHateHer pls where did you get this

[bailey gesserit @been_herde]

“[Love] ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess. We aren't here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us Not us! We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and die.”

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'Well then,' said Toad, 'a little more sleep will not hurt me.'

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

men love it when you’re really off putting

[pagliacci @nearbears]

he’s right, but take advantage of your local libraries resources! There’s more than books

[cc @coolado_]

at the gym doing throat day

[𝐚-𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 @wydccalamity]

We need a slur for the elderly

[brooke @BlokyzzOriginal]

He’s a 10 but he’s impossibly fast and strong. His skin is pale white and ice cold. His eyes change color, and sometimes he speaks like he’s from a different time. He never eats or drinks anything. He doesn’t go out in the sunlight.

[furby hancock @furby_hancock]

you're in her dms she's putting a blanket over my cage so i think it's time to sleep