HANSLO

Your daily dose of laughter 😂
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Did you ever notice that
the first letter of "close" is
open then the first letter of
"open" is closed? Now
think about it.

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Pata nahi log kesy
bhaag ky shaadi kar
lyty hain
Mujhse to bhaag
kar road bhi cross nahi
kiya jata hai

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To all the boys who have
eyes on only one girl, you
boys are the real kings
>>> 👑❤️

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Sometimes, I wish I could
take my secrets back. I hate
the fact that you know me
in ways you didn't deserve

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Abnormal to woh log hain jo har serious situation main aur har serious baat par hans jaate hain.

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Tumne Piyaar Kiya Tha Us Se
Sachaaa

What You Got in Return Only
“Hmm aur Achaa”?

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Ghalti Se Aik Photo Achi Kiya
Aa Jaye Samjh Nahi Aata Kahan
Kahan Lagaun...

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Sochta hoon,
Jis speed par gaane
yaad hote hai agar usi
speed se syllabus yaad
hojata to life set ho jati 😆

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°Removing DP
°Sad quote in stories
°Deactivating my account

Doesn't mean I am depressed
It means "Meri Marzi"

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Kids who used to arrange their books at the back and notebooks in their front side of the school bag are now having mid life crisis

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A College Life is Like “Dora The
Explorer”

The Professor Asks a Question,
Stares Blankly For a Few Seconds,
Then answers His Own Question.

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Sometimes I look at my friends and wonder "Yee pagal log bhi aik din parents ban jayengy>>>>

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Tumhare bina 60 minute bhi 1 ghanta lagta hai mujhe.

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Yaar Mujhse Friendship Na Kiya
Because I Take it Very Seriously
Aur Phir Tum Log Badal Jaate Ho
And That Hurts Me Hard.

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I want to be a jellyfish no brain no thoughts just float in the ocean and look pretty

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Watching movies and drama series without exam pressure is too boring

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"Go with the flow" ke naam pe beh ke naale mein aagaya hoon..

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Lipstick ki Guarantee Nahi
Hai

Par Kabhi Kaajal Kharab
Nahi Hone Dounga.♥️😌

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Tumhara message dekh kar muskurane ki aadat Ek din mujha ghar sy nikalwa ky he manegyi

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My Life Is Full Of

“Soucha Kuch”
“Howa Kuch”
“Milla Kuch”