Han Solo

I'm Han Solo, Captain of the Millennium Falcon. This is a parody account.

[Han Solo @hansoloVII]

J.J Abrams' name is actually Jar Jar.

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Chewbacca: Making not wearing pants cool since 1977

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If you didn't watch Star Wars growing up, you had a bad childhood.

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We all have that one friend who doesn't understand Star Wars references.

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Not showing your kids Star Wars is a form of child abuse.

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Wookies like to eat cookies right out of the oven, they like them Chewy.

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There's nobody stranger than a person who's never seen Star Wars.

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That awesome moment when you see "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away" on the screen.

[Common Sense @fabjoseph21]

@GameOfThrones is one of the best shows on TV. I'm watching it and almost can't handle it. Shit just hits the fan so quickly.

[Han Solo @hansoloVII]

Chewbacca got in trouble for starting a website that had secret Empire information on it, it's called Wookieeleaks.

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If she knows that Empire Strikes Back is the best Star Wars movie, wife that girl.

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Retweet if you quote Star Wars on a regular basis

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You've never seen Star Wars, your opinion doesn't matter.

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Never trust someone who's seen Star Wars and didn't like it.

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That awkward moment when the Easter Bunny tries to bring Easter baskets to the kids on Alderaan but can't find it anywhere.

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Jedi mind tricks only work on the weak minded, so be sure to use them on drunk people tonight.

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"I watched Star Wars and didn't really like it." -Said Nobody, ever.

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If they didn't bleep out all of R2-D2's curse words, Star Wars would have easily been rated R.

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#MentionSomeoneImportantToYou Princess Leia and Chewbacca

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That awkward moment in a conversation when you quote Star Wars and the other person doesn't get it.