han ✨

Noob gamer, avid reader, fan of terrible football teams, chronic procrastinator.
That's pretty much it.

[han ✨ @hanspatula]

@Mewm1n Cotton tree 🤣

[han ✨ @hanspatula]

@TheLastLeg @Channel4 #IsItOk that I was on the verge of tears at that face off after Christine and the Queens 🥹🥹

[han ✨ @hanspatula]

@AskNationwide can you please check into so many people not being able to make payments instead of telling everyone to just try again? I've tried the same transfer many times on different devices and it's still not working 🙃

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

I hear the press have got hold of some pictures and so I have been forced to make this statement. Needless to say, I apologise. https://t.co/mNRsQ57iTF

[han ✨ @hanspatula]

@MichaelaOkla https://t.co/ETQ1IIBue8

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🎙️ Gary Neville: "It's Klopp's kids against the Blues Billion Pound Bottle jobs.

I don't have any sympathy for Chelsea."

#CarabaoCupFinal | #CHELIV

[Another Angry Voice @Angry_Voice]

The one thing to remember about the farcical scenes in Parliament last night is that it all came about because the so-called "human rights lawyer" Keir Starmer flat out refuses to call genocidal Israeli collective punishment of Palestinian civilians what it is.

[han ✨ @hanspatula]

@TheLastLeg @adamhillscomedy #isitok that most of our politicians spent most of their Wednesday shouting over each other like petulant children 🙃

[han ✨ @hanspatula]

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[Mewmin @Mewm1n]

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This inst a paid promotion. But they have kindly given me the chance to reward you.

Like, comment and RT this to be in with a chance, also give them a follow.

Affinity Designer is what I use for all my logos.

[Amnesty International USA @amnestyusa]

420 children are being killed or injured in Gaza every day. That's the equivalent of 6 American school buses.

Call for an immediate ceasefire by all parties to end civilian bloodshed and ensure humanitarian aid access to Gaza. Sign the petition >>> https://t.co/xhb0jKbCdZ

[han ✨ @hanspatula]

@OfficialOAFC Wonder how long you've had this typed out? I reckon from about 20 minutes in 🙃🙃🙃

[han ✨ @hanspatula]

@adedayoagarau I come back to it often, first heard it about 7 years ago and it has stayed with me ever since

[han ✨ @hanspatula]

https://t.co/1MilYcjXGJ has me sobbing every time

[Adedayo Agarau @adedayoagarau]

quote this tweet with that poem!
THAT POEM!

[Oldham Athletic @OfficialOAFC]

💪 SHELTS WITH THE EQUALISER!

[1-1] #oafc

[han ✨ @hanspatula]

@ThatsmegamingH @elonmusk this is cyberbullying pls help

[han ✨ @hanspatula]

I love cricket twitter #Ashes23

[Banquet Records @BanquetRecords]

✍️ ENTER SHIKARI ✍️

a few more signed copies of new album A Kiss for the Whole World https://t.co/uwBXWvTcfE

[Netflix @netflix]

In Heartstopper Season 2...

Nick and Charlie navigate their new relationship; Tara and Darcy face unforeseen challenges; Tao and Elle work out if they can ever be more than just friends.

Plus there's exams, a school trip to Paris, and prom! 🍂🍂

[han ✨ @hanspatula]

@BigWittzy @callybum1 Gutted you didn't get a proper wizzty angle selfie though 😂 😂