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fake gamer real girl

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@Seapeekay @aimseytwo smashed it as in "did a really good job looking after the watermelon", right? right????

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@ohnoheshere9 @brookeab nooooo like when you see a cat and you go pss pss pss so it comes over

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@mxmtoon your dad scrambling to change his lockscreen while u were writing the first tweet: 😳😰🏃🫨😅🤪🤫😇

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how is this still one of the most profound pieces of poetry ever

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@brookeab stalker? i hardly know her! 🕯️good, let's keep it that way🕯️

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@aimseytwo you clocked it

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@dilemma_pickle 💗 preloved 💗

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if your partner has an ex it means you thrifted them

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@aimseytv i thought they decommissioned those

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@brookeab @Heineken_USA @100Thieves @CouRageJD @Heineken_US she's barbie. h(ein)e(ken).

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@brookeab it's because i'm tweeting less i'm sorry (i am a beacon of positivity)

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@Seapeekay @WLondonHotel yes and i'd take the pc home like those little shampoo bottles they put in the bathroom as souvenirs

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@georainbolt when you want to say "nice." but it's impolite to talk with your mouth full

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@remember_2008 call her my laxative the way she makes me give a shit

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@aimseytwo some might say those friendships are worth their weight in gold (and white)

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@qtcinderella book club as nature intended

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@sylveeac you are their god and they must pray before meals

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@thatnerdTy i've started a business with a very specific target demographic