Hannah

[Hannah @hantarrr]

@Bucks your biggest fan still needs tix for tomorrow. Check out his newest story https://t.co/Cqdd638hK5 @reinkej10 @Giannis_An34

[Hannah @hantarrr]

@ whoever is in charge of installing the ties in the corners of duvets.. good idea but can you give me some more string!? why am i trying to tie a bow with a centimeter of string?

[Hannah @hantarrr]

wild that you can return a shirt you don’t like but when you buy a house it’s a one time lookaround like yep! I’ll pay you 400k for this.

[Hannah @hantarrr]

y’all ever wonder if your alley neighbors look at you inside your kitchen as much as you look at them? they play cards a lot. jealous.

[Hannah @hantarrr]

when u bring a glass of water to your nightstand and you’re like “should I drink the whole thing or should I leave some in case I wake up in the middle of the night thirsty” what do u do and if u leave it do u drink it in the night?

[Hannah @hantarrr]

how do celebs wear sunglasses indoor / when it’s dark out bc i immediately run into everything when i try this

[Hannah @hantarrr]

if menards had booze it would be my favorite store

[Hannah @hantarrr]

my neighbor takes my trash from my back deck down to the trash cans so there’s no longer a need for a boyfriend

[Hannah @hantarrr]

my daily anxiety comes from uber drivers in the wrong lane 800ft before the turn

[Hannah @hantarrr]

does the term “over the counter” confuse anyone else?

[Hannah @hantarrr]

12:35am in hotel elevator after 12 hours in a 23’ van dad says: “like my little shoes?” with a little two step

[Hannah @hantarrr]

Dad watching Ant Man: “I mean can u really break handcuffs with a bobbypin. no.”

[Hannah @hantarrr]

u guys asked for it so here it is: my annual live tweets from a week of vacation with my parents

[Hannah @hantarrr]

@Wolfmattic u take a survey about ur hair and then pay $$ for a shampoo bottle that has your name on it thinks its just suave original tho

[Hannah @hantarrr]

do u really need custom shampoo tho?

[Hannah @hantarrr]

my mind will never not be blown at the fact that bears hibernate for 7.5 months without eating drinking or going to the bathroom

[Hannah @hantarrr]

does anyone else’s nose start running uncontrollably as SOON as they step foot on the bus or L? no?

[Hannah @hantarrr]

hello i smell like bacon

[Hannah @hantarrr]

there’s nothing fun about a fun size candy bar

[Hannah @hantarrr]

hate it when im looking down at my phone on the bus and the sun hits just right so that i can see my double chin in the reflection