han

I no longer stream on twitch and I never drink white monsters and I don’t smoke almost ever anymore you don’t know me at all

[han @hanzag16]

Love Like Woe is the song of the century

[han @hanzag16]

guys why are we spending $1000 on a tattoo and then letting it get sunburnt two weeks later ???¿!!?¡

[han @hanzag16]

if I see one more motherfucker start using the booking site I TOLD THEM about, asked them DIRECTLY to PLEASE use my signup code and they don’t I’m blocking everyone, literally have had 3 people do that to me already and I’m so pissed about it lol

[han @hanzag16]

get choked up thinking about the trans girl singing reflection with her past self at least 4 times a week

[han @hanzag16]

remember grace, nothing ever truly dies in resident evil unless they’re helicopter pilots

[han @hanzag16]

got so freaked out by the voice of voldemort in the new full cast graphic audio to learn that it’s literally Mr Darcy?????

[han @hanzag16]

And I don’t or say or tell myself that enough but I’m trying :-)

[han @hanzag16]

I have 60 5 star reviews on google!!!! I could throw up or cry I just love my job and I’m so goddamn good at it and it just feels good to have so many people agree and working for myself is hard sometimes and I’m tired but it’s the best thing I’ve ever done :-)

[han @hanzag16]

And yes I still fear the day I get a negative review but knowing the vast majority will be glowing and positive is just a crazy incredible feeling and I dont mean to brag I’m just proud of myself and all of the hard work and sacrifices that have led me to where I am now

[han @hanzag16]

introducing my friends newly getting into reading romance to ao3 makes me feel like Prometheus and the fire

[han @hanzag16]

like did you see that thing where she thinks I give a rat’s ass that her baby doesn’t like me because he knows I used to be a huge piece of shit

[han @hanzag16]

imagine fb messaging me at MIDNIGHT 11 hours before ur appt that you forgot about your kids sports game so you cant come in and then hitting me with a 😭 crying emoji when I GENEROUSLY offer to apply your late fee to your next appointment gtfo you’re 50 years old grow up lol

[han @hanzag16]

this just in: god is not real

[han @hanzag16]

just realized I’ve only been drunk ish twice since I’ve had my baby I would like to request a party

[han @hanzag16]

@macaiyla different than 1 in a lot of ways but mostly good ways!!! There’s a mid game boss that is now one of my favorite video game characters/designs of all time!!! Please play it I basically can do one run a night because of my 15 month old but it’s worth it lol

[han @hanzag16]

Still going to get 100% achieves cause I must but motivation is going to be much less :( truly unfixable but I guess maybe that’s the point

[han @hanzag16]

3:20 am kid can’t sleep decided to look up spoilers found out that apparently none of my favorite characters actually get conclusions to their arcs and i have reached an entirely new level of sadness

[aquila @ 🟦☁️ @belllmonts]

it's definitely been said already but prometheus in hades 2 bandaging his liver and befriending the eagle that tore it out every time it regenerated is so metal

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

Give a fuck about yourself or everyone will kill you