han? nah.

if you’re my gma ignore all the gay stuff i’m just a really strong ally. if you’re my other gma how’s it hangin sharon the gf says hi✨ DFTBA 🌈 she/her 🦓 hEDS

[han? nah. @hanzycake]

this is the future chappell roan wants.

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

thinking about the girl I met at a house party who wanted to hook up with me but didn’t want to cheat on her bf so she FaceTimed him to break up with him right then and there

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

oh ok. no worries then

[kay @rozanovpilled]

mind you his dads body wasn’t even cold yet

[Mark Taylor @Mark___Taylor]

“I’m not fighting any more wars for Israel.”

Don’t worry this one’s for… uh, drugs or something.

“Okay, I’ll do it”

5 minutes later- Okay it was for Israel.

[fran🏒 @IlyasCigarette]

ilya when he hears there’s a queer hockey player he hasn’t terrorised yet:

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

Lyrics to Kids WB Snow Jam

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

they were getting in the way of her having a sugar daddy so i understand

[Pearl Rose @hipearlrose]

guy running background checks for ICE was busted for sex trafficking. read that again. all of their accusations are admissions, these people are evil

[han @heymorewords]

i’m not sure if i should call back

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

SHOW DISCORD YOUR LICENSE
GIVE AMAZON YOUR SPIT
PROVIDE YOUR BANK ACCOUNT TO X
ARRANGE A LYFT BLOOD SAMPLE
LET ZOOM MEASURE YOUR SKULL
ALLOW XBOX TO SAVE DNA
SUBMIT FEET PICS TO UBER

[😶‍🌫️ @circulartwizzle]

didn't they have to freeze them in an iceberg or something to make sure the minions weren't canonically on the wrong side of world war II

[Evan @daviddunn177]

Donald Trump’s name appears in the unredacted Epstein files over one million times.

Over.

One.

Million.

Times.

We are not moving on from the Epstein files.

[BgMac Vote Blue Democracy Matters @bgmacneill]

There is a reason why the victims did not come forward...

THEY WERE 9 YEARS OLD!!
THEY WERE 9 YEARS OLD!!

The pedophile ring was trafficking 9 year olds to sick twisted pedophiles, and buying sulfuric acid in 55 gallon drums...

They all knew, they all know, they are all guilty

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

More people need eyes on this. This Black mother is being mistreated by a landlord. No heat in NYC during the winter. This is an emergency.

[Monica Marks @MonicaLMarks]

Required reading for every American.

[ripe tomato @littlecharhar]

how it feels to never use chatgpt