Hao

[َ @gffyoq]

"?????" is such a top tier response to a stupid text.

[internet cowboy, esq ♘ @lnternetcowboy]

Insane how clearly you can already tell who’s going to win this breakup six months from now

[thomas @nnepenthes]

she really chopped it up with everyone

[BR⚢KE @BabblingBrookeA]

roommate purchased a smartphone-sized slab of obsidian and has been holding it instead of her phone to reduce screentime

[punishedmarxoid☸️ @punishedmarxoid]

I remember being a kid I would search for “lady Gaga naked” on my iPad and didn’t know how to clear my history so I would google “swords” like 50 times to cover my tracks

[TAKOYAKI @TakoyakTako]

就活面接なのに行きに革靴壊れてこれで面接受けることになって顔ない

[Levi 狐👑 @Leviarg7]

🖕🖕🖕
🖕🐙🖕
🖕🖕🖕

[brandy burger🦭🫟 @royal_coda]

I told my chinese coworker friend who doesnt speak english very well that i was quitting today and she asked me what quit means while looking at me like this and i had to tell her it meant i was leaving💔

[𝓂𝓍. 𝐉𝐀𝐍 ❍ @imbtchzz]

i work with someone called Bee and she signs her emails off with a bee emoji next to her name

[celo @cel0fc]

Eu tentando tirar um cochilo no ônibus na volta pra casa:

[rhi @loonaeves]

just got a rejection email for a VOLUNTEER position

[solo©️ @souloradio]

pulled up to popeyes seven minutes after they opened

[scar @imfat]

I love saying “sounds good” at work when i couldn’t care less

[Mountain Ğeneral @MountainGenera]

Toronto’s crack smoking mayor

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

"I'M FUCKINGGGG RICHHHHHH"

[Brad Bain @thebradbain]

ok, sure why not

[MaceAhWindu @MaceAhWindu]

He genuinely looks like he’s about to cry this is beautiful lmfaooooo

[unlimited they @sackkboy]

shit looks hard as hell to bite

[gaut @0xgaut]

best seat in the house