internet cowboy, esq ♘

God’s perfect online, philly sports, postpunk, light beer, throwing fits, never-been-arrested lawyer

[internet cowboy, esq ♘ @lnternetcowboy]

@TheGhostly_X @nononsensekp I don’t even have a checkmark lmao stop clitty leaking

[internet cowboy, esq ♘ @lnternetcowboy]

Insane how clearly you can already tell who’s going to win this breakup six months from now

[—dangerously-skip-permissions @HarryWi]

My friends broke up and both immediately posted pics of their dinner.

[internet cowboy, esq ♘ @lnternetcowboy]

@TheGhostly_X Thanks for the engagement

[internet cowboy, esq ♘ @lnternetcowboy]

@ArtiicunoWrist You should evaluate why you talk about women like this online

[internet cowboy, esq ♘ @lnternetcowboy]

@burgerpantschud Thank you for your contribution to the discourse, bugerpantschud

[internet cowboy, esq ♘ @lnternetcowboy]

@AnActualGarnish Actually I’m a sweetie and pure of heart

[internet cowboy, esq ♘ @lnternetcowboy]

@judithslutler69 Not how greentext works

[internet cowboy, esq ♘ @lnternetcowboy]

@tinylittlehomie I can’t believe they turned yous into the panthers

[internet cowboy, esq ♘ @lnternetcowboy]

“Track surface.” “Safety barriers.” “Infrastructure.” WOKE. GAY. EUROPEAN. We prefer OUR motorsport with potholes, steel plates, and six different grades of asphalt

[NTT INDYCAR SERIES @IndyCar]

Learning every bump of this new circuit 🫨

[polycarp ☨ @Monocarp_]

A full list of the four real cities has been released

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

welcome to my autonomous oblast bro. make yourself at home

[hai is deteriorating @streetdogdoll2]

fuck yes

[internet cowboy, esq ♘ @lnternetcowboy]

@AidanLaPorta69 Vindicated.

[internet cowboy, esq ♘ @lnternetcowboy]

@AidanLaPorta69 Soon

[internet cowboy, esq ♘ @lnternetcowboy]

IT’S FRIDAY AND LEBRON JAMES IS A SIXER, POUR UP

[internet cowboy, esq ♘ @lnternetcowboy]

Alright alright I’ll start posting 5x5 Friday again!

[internet cowboy, esq ♘ @lnternetcowboy]

If you ask ESPN to cover something like Matt Rogers’ summer league run with the Sixers now, they drag you behind the studio and put one in your kneecap

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

"The Savannah Bananas are just lit, period."

@JellyRoll615 gives the @TheSavBananas their flowers 💐

(via @PatMcAfeeShow)

[DeFlock @therealDeFlock]

"a Flock vice president logged into the Dunwoody PD’s Flock system and looked at a camera in the children’s gymnastics room of a private community center here in Dunwoody.

He did not look at any other cameras in the entire 400-camera network that day."

https://t.co/CwhLqOMwvz

[internet cowboy, esq ♘ @lnternetcowboy]

@EbraheemFred @DetectiveSpade_ You can still go see your made up format movie, don’t clitty leak too hard

[goingpostal ⛤☭♌︎ @goingpostall]

This is how it feels sometimes