Reverend Ryan Miller

Lover of crab ragoons, CAD, Oxford commas and SWAG

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On a scale of 9 to 11 how much of an inside job was it?

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Australia is like playing Earth on hard mode

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Is a sweater angrier than a tree?
#BlueCashEveryday #SpiritOfJustice

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Let's be honest if Thích Quảng Đức release a mixtape it would be fire #KapSoBlack #RaiderNation #LochteGate

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Every citizenship acceptance ceremony should end with a 30 second USA chant #tinyfunbags #Findyourpark #Beyonce

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@EmWatson You have nice teeth

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Green is a solid colour #engineforgabriel #GodisWithYouEveryday #JaredLeto

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Termites are weird #CentralIntelligence #ColtsNation #TribbleTrouble

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To the guy who threw a stick at the Hillel house #goodaim #busted

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Chilling with a gimp chick. Just keeping it real. #YoBaileEnLos90s #Aliens #Explanimator

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@big_ben_clock I get it and I respect it #clocktalk

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Sloths are pretty legit #DadBrand #GraciasFierita #poopmuseum

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Stairs are hard #SpringRaps #TaxSwag #LoveLiveforever

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Green Lantern has the power of imagination #Marvel #RyanReynolds #AmericanAlpha

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Step on a crack break your mothers back. Step on some heroin wonder woman gets pissed. #themyscira #didntseethatcoming

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Blue Gatorade is just like manna potions and video games except it's just man up bitch #Easter #IfAfricaWasABar

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@CMokinTobacco Give me your shoes eventually #JourneyToMars #softwaredefined

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@The_MeatCleaver how much is a cubic horse? #furlough #zachhamm #ponymakeup

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Blue can be as bad as one. #bigwilliestyle #microservices #plasticsurgery

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Have you ever seen a cat? I have. #Budget2016 #HorseshoeFAQ #fuzzyfeet