hal

I buy a hot dog stand if I’m tryna be frank

[hal @happap06]

I know this guy is rage bait but good god men are so embarrassing

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Update: I am confused?

[hal @happap06]

Should’ve bit more off

[Tricia McLaughlin @TriciaOhio]

In Minneapolis, these rioters attacked our law enforcement officer and one of them bit off our HSI officer’s finger.

He will lose his finger.

[hal @happap06]

Not my loved ones!! Could not be me!

[Markwayne Mullin @SenMullin]

ICE agents aren't Disney villains. They're our neighbors, friends, and loved ones. These immigration and customs enforcement officers are red-blooded American patriots doing a tough job to keep our nation safe. Assaults against ICE are up 1,300%. I stand with @DHSgov.

[hal @happap06]

Is there a way to stay informed without wanting to off yourself from the sheer magnitude of despair? Asking for me

[hal @happap06]

This is a ROUGH 28. Woof

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Karoline Leavitt for Vanity Fair.

[hal @happap06]

Fascinating how many men ruin their lives because “too horny”

[hal @happap06]

Is this woman ok? I mean I know she’s not but lord

[Eve Barlow @Eve_Barlow]

This is a blood libel. It’s that simple. If you don’t understand why, you don’t know the first thing about Jew hatred.

[hal @happap06]

This is fucking BLEAK

[Adam Kessel @Adam_Kessel1]

Bill Belichick spotted at a cheerleading competition in Raleigh, supporting his girlfriend Jordon who is a member of a coed adult cheerleading team

[hal @happap06]

If someone said this about me I’d kms

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.

[hal @happap06]

RIP bozo!

[hal @happap06]

I’m not an economist is this good???

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

Recent Layoff Announcements:

1. UPS: 48,000 employees
2. Amazon: Up to 30,000 employees
3. Intel: 24,000 employees
4. Nestle: 16,000 employees
5. Accenture: 11,000 employees
6. Ford: 11,000 employees
7. Novo Nordisk: 9,000 employees
8. Microsoft: 7,000 employees
9. PwC: 5,600 employees
10. Salesforce: 4,000 employees
11. Paramount: 2,000 employees
12. Target: 1,800 employees
13. Kroger: 1,000 employees
14. Applied Materials: 1,444 employees
15. Meta: 600 employees

The labor market is clearly weakening.

[hal @happap06]

@GuardsJoey Incredible ad placement

[hal @happap06]

NBA is so messy I love it 🥰

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Portland Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups has been arrested by the FBI for alleged illegal gambling, sources tell ESPN.

[hal @happap06]

Taylor’s new album sounds like a compilation of the cringey, cryptic AIM away messages I would post when my crush didn’t talk to me

[hal @happap06]

Thank GOD Danica chimed in I was dying to know her thoughts

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Former racecar driver Danica Patrick slams Bad Bunny as the Super Bowl 2026 halftime headliner:

“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”

[hal @happap06]

Not a doctor but I don’t think his leg was supposed to do that!

[hal @happap06]

I’m so tired. Like fatigued from being so fucking angry constantly. What do we even do? Beyond putting your body on the line in real life situations - the constant stream of god awful information is just gutting me.

[Secretary of War Pete Hegseth @SecWar]

Under my direction, the soldiers who fought at the Battle of Wounded Knee will keep their medals.

This decision is final. Their place in history is settled.

[hal @happap06]

Dudes really thinking white people are superior out here looking like this. Shave your crustache buffoon

[Jackson Heaberlin @JacksonHeab]

We are out here at Clemson University

We won’t be silenced, let’s talk!
@ClemsonCRs @Cmabe04

[hal @happap06]

If you legit don’t think autism existed until recently I raise you meeting any of your friends fathers.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

In the last 22 years, autism rates among children have increased nearly 400%.

It's time to make our children healthy again!

[hal @happap06]

To be fair I also have become more left, gay, and trans rights oriented over the years! 💅

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

“Mr. Robinson became more left and more gay and trans rights oriented over the past year.” - Utah County Attorney