Happier Camper

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I realized being a zombie might not be so bad after all. If they invent the technology, I'll gladly die to become a zombie and eat brains.

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If you could have one wish, what would it be, and why? — I want to get my life back.. :( I'm so afraid and depress… http://4ms.me/mNBzZY

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Is u b rlly a zombee? — NO! I'm NOT A ZOMBIE! http://4ms.me/lV6b7a

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I no longer fit into my pants. I regret selling my tennis racket for food, because I really have nothing to do. I hate this.

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Looking back to yesterday, I realized that it was the worst day of my life. I got two hours of sleep, ate terrible food, and lost my phone..

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So on Friday, I ended up crying myself to sleep.. I just did horribly in my Tennis match and had a row with my coach, referee, and mother..