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I bribe myself with treats to complete my own chores. Unwilling participant of Capitalism

[R @happilygreyish]

@Anu_rc https://t.co/5H0Lt2K18L

[Tony Charron @manaboutcowtown]

It really should be called The Canada Goose Mob because at the end of the day it was mostly just honking and shitting everywhere.

[Wesley Chu @wes_chu]

My worse nightmare would be if Jonny’s mom and mine are friends.

[R @happilygreyish]

*leaves and comes back 30 seconds later*
dog: “omg you are back where did you go? how were your travels?”

[South Western Ambulance Service @swasFT]

Now that we’re all on Twitter this evening…

Do you know how to do CPR?❤️

Take 3 minutes out of your night to watch our video from #RestartAHeartDay2020⬇️

https://t.co/P3kIhdOVBP

#SavingLivesTogether #TeamSWASFT #SocialMediaDown

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

If every person on earth just recycled, stopped using plastic straws, and drove an electric car, 100 corporations would still produce 70% of total global emissions.

[Daniel Dib @danieldibswe]

Brilliant Dilbert comic. Hitting a little too close to home...

[R @happilygreyish]

@MeggyMooWebb Got the mix too! All’s good so far

[R @happilygreyish]

@robo_shele1 ✅ today!

[REID POPE DUMB IDIOT @rpopetweets]

we can put a man on the moon but my “file is too big to send” …..

[R @happilygreyish]

The most inconvenient thing is when my Doordash arrives during a work meeting.

[R @happilygreyish]

I renewed a domain last month for an idea I had a year ago. :|

[R @happilygreyish]

why did you have to go and call us out like that?

[Kass 🦈 @KassandraSanch]

Deveoper: has a random fleeting thought

[R @happilygreyish]

I am a Greys Anatomy Graduate.

[Montreal Gazette @mtlgazette]

Woman pretending to be a doctor did two medical internships, order says https://t.co/UgVDPpTfQ3

[R @happilygreyish]

Just answered a phone call to the Question "is this Akira's mom?" What phase of life is this?

[R @happilygreyish]

@MeggyMooWebb BACK TO BED. For the weather.

[R @happilygreyish]

@MeggyMooWebb SAME

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

People are so addicted to their phones until it starts to ring.

[Katie Way @k80way]

End the workday at 4. Why the charade