nikki

🫶🏽

[Myles Tanzer @mylestanzer]

Global depression indicator

[THE lusty argonian maid @lindawg]

💀

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

4. Miley Cyrus dragging Jolene. Beyoncé would be proud

“Jolene you dumb bitch I didn't trust you anyways you're a slut!”

[mitchie 👼🏾 💘 @heavensentsliit]

why tf are they mermaid man and barnacle boy

[alan b. @inceptstellar]

snl writers room rn

[Charles Conway @Charles_Conway]

Trump’s campaign team:

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

I’m trying to get this high tonight

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

3. In 1994, photojournalist Sebastiao Salgado left the horrors of Rwanda and returned to his home in Minas Gerais, Brazil, seeking peace in the lush green forests of his childhood.

Instead, he discovered that his home had turned into a barren land devoid of any wildlife: "The land was as sick as I was. Only about 0.5% was covered in trees".

It was then that his wife, Lélia Deluiz Wanick Salgado, suggested they replant the entire forest. Sebastião agreed, and together they spent the next 20 years planting 2.7 million trees.

This resulted in the recovery of 1,500 acres of rainforest, and the site eventually became home to 293 plant species, 172 bird species, and 33 animal species, some of which were on the verge of extinction.

[barbarelleh @barbarelleh]

the thing about having friends with good politics is that none of them have a boat.

[Silver Spook @SilverSpookGuy]

The US banned Hawaiian language, overthrew our country, let us die in Maui fires, devastated our universal healthcare, & illegally occupies Hawaii to this day. My mother's hands were broken for speaking Hawaiian in school. The US is not a beacon, but the destroyer of independence

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

13. Policeman stops traffic just for a cat to carry its kittens across the street, New York, New York, 1925.

[jam @jdkaknak]

(🧵) taylor swift breaking her neck doing everything to prevent other artists from shining

[subiii @_subiii_]

whoever been making the NYT connections over the last 10 days needs to seek professional help, the patterns you’re seeing are in your head babe

[The Road Jess Travelled @JessPected]

Men: we can't wait for sex robots so we can be as brutal as we want & never have to talk to women

Women: 🤷‍♀️

Women: I fear a bear less than I do men

Men: 🤬🤬🤬

[Alicia🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) @hollowearthterf]

Men don’t leave because there is great benefit in staying, women leave because there is very little benefit in staying, it’s that simple

[Alicia🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) @hollowearthterf]

Men stay with women they hate for the same reason they married a woman they hated in the first place. Because they’re lazy and the benefits of having someone take care of your children, your meals, your home, and your calendar for free greatly outweigh the costs of not liking her, especially when you have been quiet quitting the marriage since day 1 and put in minimal effort in return

[atra 🇵🇸 @_bilaire]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[jam @jdkaknak]

(🧵) the best anti-tortured poets department hate tweets