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Pretentious toddler girl she/her

[isa @happpysoup]

I think I definitely would be a good tradwife based solely on the fact that I'd rather chom chom roller the whole rug than take out the machine that is a vacuum cleaner

[isa @happpysoup]

rethinking chat gpt now that the pope is involved

[isa @happpysoup]

it's 2026 we need to grow up and stop putting on Matisse shows

[isa @happpysoup]

dont talk to me

[isa @happpysoup]

I think if i was a toddler today i'd be really cool... unfortunately i'm 28

[isa @happpysoup]

unfortunately saw this headline and i'm like ya....immediate click

[isa @happpysoup]

I never told you guys this but my spotify listening age was 83

[isa @happpysoup]

it's this bitch and her muji pen (0.38 mm) against the world, baby

[isa @happpysoup]

2026 remake of mad men, it's don draper watching addison rae tiktoks in the board room

[isa @happpysoup]

maybe in 2026 i'll learn what dubai chocolate is

[isa @happpysoup]

spotify discover weekly trying to introduce me to Tapestry by Carole King this week...

[isa @happpysoup]

professor personally assigned us each a chapter to read and mine starts off talking about sperm?

[isa @happpysoup]

snl adds new white cast members, vogue appoints new nepo baby editor in chief. i love maintaining the status quo 😌

[isa @happpysoup]

niche take Strategist take from a big fan: we can't be trusting a "perfect [insert clothing item]" find from one girlie that is a size 0/XS

[isa @happpysoup]

what's the sound situation in these love is blind pods? intercom?

[isa @happpysoup]

met newest cohort of my grad program tn. very dismayed to share i'm no longer the only Girl with Bangs in the zoom room :/

[isa @happpysoup]

it's such a thrill to me when shows do product placement. i know what you're up to you freaks!!

[isa @happpysoup]

i don't think he did?

[isa @happpysoup]

@bigugly catch chocolate and cigarettes at first unitarian next month