j.

[j. @happy_eclectic]

“A year from now, you will wish you had started today.”

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

Do you realize that we are the last generation on Earth that knows what life was like before Al...

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

This is what partying and clubbing were supposed to facilitate and accelerate. Not people sitting in one corner, ignoring others, or trying to prove that they have more money than others by ordering overpriced drinks.

[• @yducknow]

me, because i have the social battery of an iphone 4

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[✧ @aesttics]

“i'm not mad”

also me:

[j. @happy_eclectic]

😂 naye…

[The Kampala Journal @KampalaJournal]

Kampala City Lord Mayor Balimwezo to sign deal with investor who will import cable cars to address traffic congestion in the city
#KJNews

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"i saw u and u didn't even say hi"

Me walking down the street:

[Arlo White @arlowhite]

I suspect either a tray table was down, or one of the window blinds was still half open.

[Ms.August 🥂 @imtaitianaj]

Now that I seen how fat I can get, I won’t be doing that shit again..

[ᴅᴇʙꜱ✨ @Bigdebs222]

“You’re too loud, men don’t like women that are too loud”

Me:

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

President of Botswana 🇧🇼 Duma Boko stunned the audience after stopping midway through his speech to deliver a brutal but powerful lecture on relationships, loyalty, and trust.

[bonnie @fwrosting]

dating me is like eating a cookie then realizing it was an edible two hours later

[Marie Isabella @MarieIsabellaB]

🤣😂

[Chrissy @Chrissy__Dee]

Nobody but God knows when a hair appointment will end.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"Omg how do you get your man to act right?"

Us behind closed doors :

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

me that treats myself like an egg.. i should allow you do me anyhow????

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

Fatima got no chill 😭🤣😭🤣

[🧸 @_y3maya]

*i’m not picky*

me after seeing the menu

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

the most truest truth ever told 😅