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yeah, it’s fine.

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From checking Instagram first in the morning to checking Mails, we all grew up.

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I got some extra tickets for IPL final match. DM me if you are interested.

Venue: Narendra Modi Stadium - Ahmedabad
Date: 31st May 26

#IPLFinal #RCB #BCCI #IPL #TicketSale

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If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous.
If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

If both bites each other and no one dies, it’s Kinky.

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Call me inertia cause I’m not stopping now.

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It’s a match if your music range is wide.

#AppleMusicReplay

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Money is like the 6th sense, it allows you to enjoy the other five.

#money

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Your pheromones are not aligning with my senses.

(You Stink)

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You have the right to work, but never to the fruit of work.

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Every iteration brings you closer to perfection. Don’t fear the merge conflicts of change -

1. resolve them with patience
2. refactor your habits
3. deploy a version of yourself that’s unbreakable and ever-evolving.

#MondayMotivation

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In the code of life,
treat every setback as a bug to debug,
refactor your routines for efficiency,
and commit to your goals like pushing to the main branch — because consistent updates lead to the most robust versions of yourself.

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Since light travels faster than sound

People may appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Your ass can produce all the 3 states of matter. Fascinating!

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- Parents detect fake friends.

- Kids detect fake relatives.

- Friends detect fake love.

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Overthinking turns the life hard and a dick soft.

- author

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@kenillpatell 💩

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You know you are best friends when your shit-cycle is in sync.

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Mercury looks better than the Moon.

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Nothing just @rihanna performing Diamonds in Gujarat.

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Introverts only let their barber come into their aura.

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The fear of dead mobile battery is turned into a wish nowadays.

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If people don’t understand you and you have trust issues…

Congratulations, you are Bearer JWT.