Andy Laing

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@fesshole Free Willy was an Orca which is the largest member (no pun intended) of the dolphin family. Your Mrs is right?!

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@fesshole Yup

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@fesshole I still have to debate with my teenage son that ponies aren't the mythical cousins of unicorns

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Tell the UK Government not to block the Gender Recognition Reform Bill https://t.co/IVYNX2N3fn

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@drmeenalviz ❤❤❤

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@NewCo_OldCoJB @RMTunion He gets paid to organise workers and fight for their rights. If workers are in dispute with bosses and on strike he is doing his job and should be getting paid.

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@SocialistNHS ✊️

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@sarahj_garden Anything by @cbrookmyre gruesome funny and highly inventive insults. Well paced and intriguing too

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@richardosman Isn't that the hotel from the 2nd Jason Bourne film?

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@theAliceRoberts

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@RoflYssMtt @JoeHill218 @IanDunt Or what's your favourite hobby sport?

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@SirBenfro What letter are the names starting with this year?

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@EmmaKennedy Sadly, I fear the £50 slap on the wrist and public acknowledgement of this wrongdoing will be hailed to show how contrite Johnson is and while all this debate goes on the remaining parties will be ignored and any guilt whitewashed.

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Stop the privatisation of Channel 4 @NadineDorries - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/JxiRe7E8om via @UKChange

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@EmmaKennedy They'll be tied up and gagged in the Downing St basement. Only yo be found by the next PM's staff in a few months time when parliament finally see through Johnson's self serving agenda. #freechrisandpatrick

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@BootstrapCook Africa by Toto is always a guaranteed smiley singalong

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@revkatebottley Not sure who the lady in the statue 8s but the man is clearly Charlie Stayt from BBC Breakfast

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@Lenniesaurus I used to work with two guys one in his 50s and one in his sixties I was referred to as 'the boy'. I was in my late 30s and married with 3 kids.

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@StephanieYeboah A uniform that is appropriate would be the best idea. In primary school a sweatshirt and polo shirt with joggers or shorts is all a kid needs. Why do they need to have a tie or a blazer? They are learning to read write and build relationships not chairing a board meeting

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@PaddyMcGuinness Duolingo is really good. I use it and my kids use it too. 10-15 minutes a day will get you on your way but if you want to do more it can get addictive trying yo raise your rating and see how many new words you have learned etc