hayley

inducing panic since 1998

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

My Dawg of the week is that fucking miserable piece of shit scumbag Zach Bryan

[brie 🌈❤️‍🔥 @bettykissitbttr]

i would like taylor swift herself to try to get tickets to her own show

[ً @JAILEYSWRLD]

Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato not having a Grammy is the biggest snub of all

[hayley @happycoocoo]

@emilyjfine love hitting balls on nights

[hayley @happycoocoo]

@EricVanPitthorn @tarawelchh maybe twice a week would be good since you can't possibly fit just one girl in one week

[hayley @happycoocoo]

@EricVanPitthorn @tarawelchh certainly your tweets are clearly making daddy happy

[hayley @happycoocoo]

@tarawelchh this is why men don't deserve rights.

[a sinner, a saint. @_jordan876]

pee after sex so you don’t get a HDMI

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Donald Trump’s premature claims of victory are illegitimate, dangerous, and authoritarian.

Count the votes. Respect the results.

[hayley @happycoocoo]

@NetflixNJillin proud of u

[hayley @happycoocoo]

I wanna get wined and dined

[ZACK COKAS @zackcokas919]

Should I hate myself for enjoying Blueberry Faygo

[Hype William Carlos Williams @sheedemilio]

There's nothing wrong with deleting your black square now that you've received more information.

[Miller Lite @MillerLite]

We’re donating $1,000,000 to help the bar and restaurant workers suddenly without pay. If you can, please join us and donate to the @USBGNCF Bartender Emergency Assistance Program. Every virtual tip helps. #VirtualTipJar

[hayley @happycoocoo]

Good morning to everyone except those who are financially stable and have jobs

[hayley @happycoocoo]

@makenziecallah1 ME but also you

[hayley @happycoocoo]

@bosley_peyton OH MY GOD

[hayley @happycoocoo]

@atina__ @Brooke_Webster yeet