new boot goofin

carefully curated retweets, mostly

[Kylie Robison @kyliebytes]

you work with boomers long enough the ellipses .... just sort of creep on you .... its so easy .... so calming ........

[Losing it @prophethusband]

(wisely, with a smile) i don’t know

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

computer. My Tennessee Mountain Home. loud enough to kill.

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

[Club Giamatti 💫 @creamcheeselady]

fly high angel

[not j*ss @itsnotjess123]

80 years old… she was just a fucking kid…

[kang @jaycaspiankang]

AS THE FATHER OF A DAUGHTER who plays a lot of sports, I’m much more concerned about women’s sports becoming an unending culture war where a bunch of hateful psychos endlessly mock what she does. What are we doing here.

[Drop Site @DropSiteNews]

Jewish surgeon Dr. Mark Perlmutter, who stars in the new documentary American Doctor, calls Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer “prostitutes for the Israeli lobby.”

He says srael’s influence over Washington is so extensive that “the United States Congress building is the most occupied territory by Israel.”

“It’s not the West Bank. It’s not Gaza. It’s the U.S. Congress.”

[scar⋆୨୧˚ @sisterscqrlett]

this is lowkey the best video i’ve ever seen, tied with julia roberts’ oscar’s acceptance speech

[Khalid Shawarma 🪬 @l0tswife]

dream blunt rotation: the mother, the maiden, the crone

[hyperrealgirl @luxxforlife]

if i owe you a text back imagine what i owe myself

[Jay Cinema @JayCinemaa]

If I owe you a text back imagine what I owe the government

[withered old crone 🥀🇵🇸 @FlatEartherK1tt]

yesterday was my last day being insane. i’m normal and make good decisions now.

[new boot goofin @happyhourred]

@charli_xcx TEARS, DRUGS, and YOU (HAHAHA) please come to Seattle! Hope the tour is awesome :)

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

when i heard diet pepsi for the first time

[ؘ @pinkIovesick]

the worst katseye song is always the next one

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

high-key pisses me off the way people act like serial killers are some sort of great puzzle to be solved when 90% of the time it's just some loser freak who hates women