ᴘᴏᴏʟ : ᴅᴇᴀᴅ

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ— "Who even reads these things, anyways?" —ㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

[ᴘᴏᴏʟ : ᴅᴇᴀᴅ @happymercin]

/ / I feel like I could pull off even longer responses...when I put my mind to it, anyways.

[ᴘᴏᴏʟ : ᴅᴇᴀᴅ @happymercin]

....Me and who?

[ᴘᴏᴏʟ : ᴅᴇᴀᴅ @happymercin]

Horny Deadpool noises.

[ᴘᴏᴏʟ : ᴅᴇᴀᴅ @happymercin]

"....Don't mind me, I'm just rubbin' one out before a job. You know how it is."

[ᴘᴏᴏʟ : ᴅᴇᴀᴅ @happymercin]

If you somehow catch him with a case of morning wood.. no you didn't. ( ☺️ )

Just sayin'.

[ᴘᴏᴏʟ : ᴅᴇᴀᴅ @happymercin]

💭 Cockwarming...

(Dreamy sigh).

[ᴘᴏᴏʟ : ᴅᴇᴀᴅ @happymercin]

Breathes in... Breathes out...

"I want to be smothered by fat, wobbly cheeks. Send tweet."

[ᴘᴏᴏʟ : ᴅᴇᴀᴅ @happymercin]

"Either way, I'd much rather pump load after load after load in one's pretty lil cunt! Especially the backdoor... heheh."

[ᴘᴏᴏʟ : ᴅᴇᴀᴅ @happymercin]

Pumping their thick member over and over with a fleshlight, imagining it's (Reader)'s pussy..~ Oh my.

[ᴘᴏᴏʟ : ᴅᴇᴀᴅ @happymercin]

Plap, plap, plap...

Wet, squelching noises are heard from within his bedroom, probably going a couple rounds or so with [Reader].

[ᴘᴏᴏʟ : ᴅᴇᴀᴅ @happymercin]

A certain merc made some /very/ delectable confections for the [Reader]. Home-baked goods, if you will. Cookies!

Said cookies may or may not be glazed with something a little bit... 𝙚𝙭𝙩𝙧𝙖~

[ᴘᴏᴏʟ : ᴅᴇᴀᴅ @happymercin]

Yeah.. if you wanna shut 'em up real quick, this is your answer!

[ᴘᴏᴏʟ : ᴅᴇᴀᴅ @happymercin]

One might say it's a win-win situation for both of them, among other things.. heheh.

No pain, no gain!

[── 𝓚𝘢𝘪𝘣𝘢 ♚ @KAIBACORPisms]

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⠀⠀𝓐t the very least his incessant speaking will be reduced to muffles.

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[ᴘᴏᴏʟ : ᴅᴇᴀᴅ @happymercin]

@divebaitt ....Sounds about right. ( 😵‍💫 )

[𝖕𝖆𝖚𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖊 🥀 @pauline_mist]

big areolas and stretch marks are some of the most attractive things a woman can have

[Denji @GiveMePermss]

big fleshy curves>>

[ᴘᴏᴏʟ : ᴅᴇᴀᴅ @happymercin]

Oh? He wouldn't mind that at all, actually! Not one bit! It's definitely worth the challenge...

[── 𝓚𝘢𝘪𝘣𝘢 ♚ @KAIBACORPisms]

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⠀⠀𝓢he'd like to see him try and talk with a face full of soft tits.

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[ᴘᴏᴏʟ : ᴅᴇᴀᴅ @happymercin]

....No promises there! Heheh.

Silent mode activated.

[── 𝓚𝘢𝘪𝘣𝘢 ♚ @KAIBACORPisms]

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⠀⠀𝓗𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 ....
⠀⠀𝓠𝑢𝑖𝑒𝑡, 𝑏𝑜𝑦.

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