santhosh

[santhosh @happyoffering]

me telling my friends what happened
without mentioning any details that make me look bad:

The Synopsis (Santhosh’s Version)

[santhosh @happyoffering]

i stg my entire life revolves around washing my hair

[santhosh @happyoffering]

humbly printing a retraction bc me even having the number saved is what is unnecessary (can’t talk here—email me).

[santhosh @happyoffering]

the addition of a giant red emoji next to blocked contacts is so unnecessary 😭

[santhosh @happyoffering]

TODAY. is the day. i am going to see HAMILTON 🥹 i am so blessed excited and ready for this.

[santhosh @happyoffering]

life stopped lifing when i stopped casually ordering amfs at the bar

[santhosh @happyoffering]

@_princessanika yall

[santhosh @happyoffering]

when snooze took the chilaquiles off the menu 😞💔

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

Fuck a breakup you ever been addicted to a restaurant that closed down ?😭😭

[santhosh @happyoffering]

my pr program so strict and calculated it looks weak in a false and misleading way

[santhosh @happyoffering]

they should have a comment section on depop

[santhosh @happyoffering]

girl in front of me on the train deadass grinding and rolling up rn should i hit on her

[santhosh @happyoffering]

the heat fr turns me into someone i don’t even claim

[santhosh @happyoffering]

i cannot believe apple is adding ads to their maps like are you fucking kidding me

[santhosh @happyoffering]

i rlly do like to adopt personalities that mirror my current hair color bc last summer was pink! and pretty but this summer lowk gloomy and calm

[santhosh @happyoffering]

i miss my toothless sm every single day i stg the summers we would have tg

[santhosh @happyoffering]

yet another morning waking up to zain completely dressed for work and waiting to deliver a lecture ab my drinking that starts with his classic “so do you even rmr what happened last night” (spoiler: the answer is always no)

[santhosh @happyoffering]

listening to kalank feeling like i am where god planted me

[santhosh @happyoffering]

my superpower is finding at least one stupid way to spend $20 every single day

[santhosh @happyoffering]

nine months of #funnybusiness 😁

[santhosh @happyoffering]

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[santhosh @happyoffering]

the things i do in a new city with no foresight of how my actions will be attributed to me is actually so embarrassing