Happy Pants Media

Located in North Jersey (not the Jersey Shore). Here to discuss all forms of media including news, film, TV, and anything else I find annoying.

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@Will3K85 But can you remember his name? ;)

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@its__jaxx trying to squeeze one in before its over?

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@Amber_Raynexxx Although I'm fully aware of your other "accomplishments" ... This made me a fan. Impressive.

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@Tjsotomayor Jump on the Parkway ... Come up to Newark

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@its__jaxx Well just because its legal you dont have to ride the train topless :P

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@FreakyTheory @EarnKnowledge There's a Rachel Dolezal joke in here somewhere

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@paulyharker Just rig the island with remote cameras?

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@its__jaxx Hmmm. I cant say that I've ever had or even seen latercake. All the cake I've eaten has been NOWcake. I'll have to try it.

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@paulyharker Um, you'd be arrested after killing everyone for whining

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I guess I’m saddled with the task of hating those who are too unaware to hate themselves.

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I hate to undercut the manufacturer @Epiphora but I just put an ad on Craigslist offering to rejuvenate vulvas for $500 #BrainStorm

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@nypost AND he's obstructing traffic!

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@HolisticFacts Its true. I keep newborns around the house and I get laid all the time.

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Being the Pope of Jersey, I get curious when I see #1989TourEastRutherford trending. So this @taylorswift13 is popular with the kids?

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Nobody does latex quite like @DantePosh .... Ah, memories.

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Anyone criticizing Patti LuPone for confiscation that cell phone should do so only if you have also performed on stage in a dark theater

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Watching #7DaysInHell on #HBOGO Andy Samberg rocks. https://t.co/U23eQC7miR

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@esquire at least its not a Prius

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Video Catches Panera Manager Punch Female Employee in the Face http://t.co/QJGi7Dk7vX Is managing a Panera that stressful?

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@its__jaxx so is she NOT American?