TheMinister

wedding minister

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Looking out my office window today I realized how much I want to leave LA.

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@oelma__ Peter North Male Gravy

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@VALELORDX he's been working there 21 yrs and that's it?
never got a pay check?
a raise?
promotion?

most of the r3tards that worked at the local McD's when I grew up at least made it to manager.

Bike was a nice gesture.

I had my job 20 yrs and got a crystal (glass) oblesk saying 20 yrs!

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@otokyo Please let the answer be "pedophiles balls"

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@TrumpsHurricane 1. I'm not Daygo
2. I dont date rape
3. Not tryna act straight when I'm clearly gay

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@RossTuckerNFL probably this group:

https://t.co/TeR6NaGmkC

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@Jesii_ca_M nothing, he's living life.

educated and single, every man's dream, and adding money and looks to it????

knee-grow puhleeeeease!!!!

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@HaterReport_ yay! we won a few random regular season games and got confetti, a trophy, and BEST of all.......

MORE MONEY FOR IT THAN A WNBA PLAYER GETS FOR A SEASON!!!!

MONEY EARNED.

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@brettachapman I dont agree with old govt policies but I also dont agree with reparations.

You're a lawyer, clearly you had struggles but you've 'made it' and you're not beholding to casino jobs, alcoholism and unemployment like many others on res's.

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@lady_valor_07 shave my bush and head to a concert where I will not get crabs

then get a job dish washing, buy a home, bang some more rando's with my clean shaven area not catching crabs and finally settle down and never tell my future family I was a ho cause there will be zero iphone evidence

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@WCCSG_ It's like when your uncle brings his new Thai wife to Thanksgiving and while she is younger you notice she also used to be a dude

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@StanleyRoberts @OnlyFans @ZARA If you'd like a camera man to assist you in interviewing these poor girls I'd be happy to assist that camera man with lighting or wipe some sweat off a brow.

free of charge

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@Askwhyisit Gesundheit. Means Good health in German and it's just a wish for you.. not an empty plea to an imaginary man in the sky.

-- at least that's what my dear sweet Oma used to say.

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@CherryCopeCola3 @MsKatzHasKlaws @LauraLoomer @MIT well... the good folks in CA's far left lean are doing a slow burn by just lowering our academic standards so that we wont have to worry bout terms like genius etc and therefore no need to kill them off... they just wont exist

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@MsKatzHasKlaws @LauraLoomer @MIT How would you even prove you killed them and then be able to collect without arrest?

And does anyone know how to get into the 'dark web'?

lots of job offers like this I imagine.

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@MatrixMysteries Probably because she's an insufferable c*nt.

They cant help if you're unlikable and people pass you up for gigs cause they dont want to be near you.

My receptionist has no degree, and is promoted from reception to EA and will make $110k.

Hard work and likeability

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@AVGirl4Life Heads up!!!!

just to see everyone duck all at once.

or mail $1 to this address

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@lady_valor_07 Rock.

Only one at that table to wear a dress to get where he is.

So, in short, get up and let the men eat.

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@Sadie_NC West

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@AgathaChocolats My Jewish cat Joshua hates Christianity.

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@NWhiting7 It started to feel like Mariucci was back in charge.

He's a HoF caliber lead fucker upper.