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Rolling makes me happy

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You clean the mats after class. I clean the mats after advanced class. We’re not the same.

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ME EVERY TIME I FILL UP MY GAS TANK NOW: Damn that could have been a new gi…

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Mandalorians saying “this is the way” is the equivalent of jiu jitsu guys saying “Oss”

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I be like “New year new me!” and immediately go back to being stuck in bottom side control

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#CDC says bjj doesn’t work and you can just get up

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#CDC says it was more of a neck crank

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#CDC says you can cross your feet when you take the back

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The Milk Crate Challenge was made by Always Injured Guy

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@no_jitsu seriously makes great memes and everyone should follow his page 👏👏👏

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NICHOLAS CAGE JIU JITSU MOVIE: *Exists*

BJJ COMMUNITY: Release the Snyder Cut!

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I’ve had people hold me in legdrag and stall for 10 minutes and that was still more exciting than the Nicholas Cage jiu jitsu movie

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Don’t forget to tell your Masters 2 and Masters 3 teammates tomorrow is 311 Day (March 11)

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TEAMMATE: Can you help me with this technique?

ME FINISHING TYING MY BELT WITH THE NORTH SOUTH KNOT: You've come to the right person

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OTHER PEOPLE'S NOTIFICATIONS: The stocks you've invested in are up +2.54 today

MY NOTIFICATIONS: Hello Kitty Moya Brand sweater is now available

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People who think King Kong can beat Godzilla are the same people who try to Americana you from inside your guard

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Tom Hardy promoted to blue belt. Don't let this distract you from the fact he refused to tap to Omoplata

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I hope the dude smacking clowns with twisted tea gets as famous as the Cranberry juice skateboarding guy #skreets

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Why does this KFC movie feel like it's made by the same people who made Jiu Jitsu?

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The Mandalorian's beat up ship that can barely fly is an accurate representation of my body