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Seeing craig’s story I think he has a great opportunity to create the sport a new and get athletes paid.

- $1 million
- 5 men’s divisions
- 5 women’s divisions
- $100k to the winner
- there was almost $3 mill,
$10k to show?

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Hit me with your Jiu Jitsu ick, i’ll go first.

Anyone that quotes JRE, Goggins, or Andrew taint

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Gas up the homies 2024

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I heard after Ch 236, #Gojo actions figures are 50% off 🥲

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@SugaSeanMMA glad to see you’re willing to accept all of the love from everyone in Montana during the @MontanaGrizFB game but openly deny on your podcast that you’re from Montana. Super cool of you.

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I don’t understand where open to the public gyms that do not have active competitors and average (at best) black belt jiu jitsu get off charging $150+ a month

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If you got new shoes in the past month, I just wanna know how fast you are in them (videos appreciated)

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Choose a technique/move you would be the best in the world at, then someone else gets to choose a side effect of that technique/move

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Grapplers post dumb stuff like “IYKYK” and then it’s just a picture of their belt with a new stripe on it

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Getting a belt when you win a match/tournament is pretty sick but i think it’s kinda over played at this point

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Literally no one:

Blue belts:

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Hey if you’re a black belt, stop telling people you’re on par with a medical doctor because you’re not.

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just gonna say it: 90% of you would get clapped in a street fight

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a list of things that are good enough:

1. Showing up to class and not worrying about your performance

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I’m literally better at jiu jitsu than all of my followers. Wanna prove me wrong? My personal is @happyrolling_bjj hit my dms to set up a match 😤

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Suck at grappling?

Call me at [phone] and I will help you with your game

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A list of things that are not a personality:

- jiu jitsu
- bow hunting
- smoking meats
- politics
- ice baths

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It’s crazy washing machines have an entire setting dedicated for people that don’t train and watch MMA

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Fun fact:

If you’re bored and with little to no effort, Brendan Schaub WILL block you

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If purple belts are notorious for skipping most of class, then they’re probably not all that good at jiu jitsu either