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[Sally Is A Dog @SallyIsADog]

I recorded four YouTube videos today and didn't even have to suppress the desire to put my head through a cement wall.

Warzone is officially back.

[Saddington 3 (in theaters) @2Saddington]

in my pool noodle era (empty inside and floating around aimlessly)

[sally @happysally3]

the worlds a rollercoaster and I am NOT strapped in ☹️

[C 🌙 @chandithamelia]

all i did was tell my dad i’m anaemic 😭😭

[sally @happysally3]

I know we could definitely use a #staycation 😍 @Ottawa67sHockey @LesSuitesOttawa

[Dr. Amit Arya @AmitAryaMD]

So let me get this straight: The Canadian women's hockey team wore N95 masks while easily beating Russia 6-1 at the Olympics...but some people are so inconvenienced by having to wear a mask that they're holding the city of Ottawa under siege & claiming it's all about "freedom?"

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

“go little rockstar 🥺” you are 30

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake.

[big phil & lil’s mom energy @corollablunt]

Not lost on me that most service workers could hop in any desk job and do a passable day’s work but most office people could not last a single shift in a restaurant or bar with any real customer volume

[sally @happysally3]

ain’t a thing in this world that I’m gonna miss, it’s all fake smiles and leather jackets

[ret @rad_milk]

check your kids halloween candy. my cousin found the assassination of archduke franz ferdinand in sarajevo by serbian nationalist gavrilo princip inside a snickers bar

[sally @happysally3]

I’m not technically lying, so… 🤷🏼‍♀️

[sally @happysally3]

when @WeselakD and I get married, I’m going to refer to him as my ex-boyfriend to anyone new we meet

[sally @happysally3]

"We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm. Some are on super-yachts. Some have just the one oar." - Damien Barr

[ᔑamples Media @samplesmedia]

G.O.M.D. by J. Cole (2014)
https://t.co/LKi5FaFhNx

[sally @happysally3]

man, imagine the absolute pandemonium if they put ‘shake well’ on soda cans

[sally @happysally3]

I love you so much @WeselakD 💙💙

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Ideal friendship style