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@tomandmartys Andy North won two US Open with a miniature golf putter. People overthink putting. All putts are straight putts for the first foot, so get your line, and get the ball rolling. These new putters are way worse.

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@espn Would have been the all-time choke of life.

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@MidwestGolfJake On the back nine, try to hit average shots instead of good ones and see if it shakes you up. As if you were sandbagging early in a money match.

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@biscuit2410 @tomandmartys You can offer it now. See if you can offer it for 30 tournaments in a row without him winning, because that is what you have to do to turn a profit.

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@tomandmartys Nothing worse than someone playing the cancer card. Every human on earth has cancer somewhere. In the end, the body is a cancer that will shut itself down if the organism tries to live too long. Cancer doesn't even suck. It is the nature of the organism.

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@tomandmartys If you reverse it, and you were a bookmaker taking bets, you just aren't going to 30-1. If Ludvig goes another two years without blasting off, then I will take the loss, but I think the odds are roughly right, all things considered. They aren't way off. I just know he is scary.

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@TimCPeel20 He's a spoiled brat. Ferguson on Golfwrx has to be loving this. Scottie has been telling you who he is. He got arrested during the 24 PGA. A year later says What's the point? Family life and fraudulent faith and 100 million in the bank ain't enough for him. SumTimWong.

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@tomandmartys I get what you are saying, but there is no universe where Ludvig should be 30-1 in these tourneys. I could win three of four at any time. He could easily have two or three wins, plus a major. There is randomness to this. He does throw in really bad rounds, can't be relied on, etc

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@tomandmartys Ludvig is one of the few guys on tour, probably under five, who is capable of winning a major by daylight. You have Scottie, Rory, maybe Cam Young, and Ludvig. Maybe I'm missing someone, but only a few can one imagine jogging into the night and lapping the field.

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@JeffreyBenson12 Thanks for your replies. Basically, I can sign up with a California ID, and if I screw it up by not being here, or not finding someone to make my plays, that is on me. Or, I can get an official proxy, if I want to be a LOCK LOCK LOCK to not have a nightmare. Ha. You're the best.

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@Mike_kim714 15 can't really be brutal, unless your mindset is dictated by it being a par 4. Call it a par 5 and it is easy, I guess. Brutal is an approach shot with fierce winds, with trouble everywhere. Most of the long par 3's each year are called tough, but call them par 4's, and....easy.

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@Mike_kim714 Stone cold losers in the comments. The sandwich looks great. They certainly didn't rob you on the meat. Talk about first world problems. Wow. Ridiculous. You enjoyed the sandwich, so where is the problem? Life is tough I guess. Multi-millionaire enjoys lunch, and gives it a 7/10.

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@DougPolkVids Like Martin Luther King's I Have a Dream speech, but it's I had a dream. The best thing for you to do is to get out of poker completely. I mean, if you were trying to ruin someone's life you would have a good chance to do so if you got them hooked on thinking about poker. Haha.

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@shanebacon Common sense laws? Haha. Nobody cares. If people did, it would be on all day. Nobody cares about the NBA either, but they force it on the people.

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@audavidb Nobody knows how players will do in the NFL. Jerry Rice came from a no name college. If he had a poor career, people would have laughed at drafting him in the first round. Bad picks are guys like Christian Hackenberg, or NBA Hasheem Thabeet (tall), both of whom sucked.

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@audavidb Stafford was questionable to even play last year, just a week before the season started. He could be done at any time.

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@GolfweekNichols It is called the Chevron. Even hardcore golf fans barely recognize that it is a major. No young female golfer ever dreamed of winning the Chevron Championship, I can guarantee you that.

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@jfazli @GolfweekNichols It is not that fun of a fact(s). Like, should be in Chapter Four in the Book of Who Cares?