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[SNOOZEYSLOOZEY @happyweva]

Ronaldo is a rapist, idk why that doesn’t settle everything. Scum

[SNOOZEYSLOOZEY @happyweva]

I feel like Shiv Roy right now (derogatory)

[SNOOZEYSLOOZEY @happyweva]

I’ve been twee-ing so much.
Some might say im a twee-king!

[SNOOZEYSLOOZEY @happyweva]

You blink, n all the bitches r lasered. Like damn?

[SNOOZEYSLOOZEY @happyweva]

I love that 70s show

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Driving to my 9-5 job while drug dealers and 8 year old YouTubers are buying their third property

[SNOOZEYSLOOZEY @happyweva]

As much shit as I give Sydney from being far away from everything, how lucky are we to be in a place where we get this simple part of safety advertised!! I love where im from, and I love you Australia. It’s such a little thing im aware but it’s such a clutch & cute reminder

[SNOOZEYSLOOZEY @happyweva]

@frankcoochean Bro I gotta be on this

[jimmy montague @jimmymontague69]

Girlfriends be like “yes ill have the cardamom asparagus earl grey ice cream please!” And then be like “i dont like it”

[aba @user2419001]

I’m 22.
I just bought 5 bra’s all at once
No help from my parents
No handouts, no support
While they partied, I worked
Put your head down & work

[rat_angel_ @rat_angel_]

Being employed gives me too little free time, but being unemployed gives me too much free time. Ideally there would be a 3rd option that gives me just the right amount of free time.

[SNOOZEYSLOOZEY @happyweva]

A legit email I got from hire team 😭

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

If you’re so behind why you always the youngest in the room

[Elio 🖤 @SageNroses_]

Very specific times I want a boyfriend:

After 8pm
My friends are busy
There is a cute tiktok trend i want to do
I'm cold
I'm at a family function
On Sundays
My friends are busy
I'm bored
There's a bug in my house

[gigi @ptriiichor]

coworker texted me this unprompted #WhatDatMean

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Me at the end of the Zoom meeting where I said nothing the entire time

[n @ctrlarchive]

the countless sunsets i’ve missed bec of employment

[Mad Men Quotes @MadMenQts]

Coming back to work after 2 weeks off

[⋆ @madeoflavenderr]

checking my email and all the things i postponed to january because it’s january