insta : indian__engineer

O F F I C I A L A C C O U N T
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The Best Twitter A/c
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-Facts
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@reliancejio @NetflixIndia I want job in jio customer Care executive

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If they don't miss you when they are drunk, you mean nothing to them.

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Akele Rehne Ka Aadi Hu , .

Mai Ek Khamosh Shehzada Hu . .

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" I may never be good for someone but I'll be the best for those Who deserves me . "

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I have anger issues ,
I get irritated in seconds,
I catch attitude in 3 seconds
but
Trust me "mera dil bahot Saaf hai "

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Tumse milna
Baatein karna
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Ab chutiyaapa lagta hai 😂

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Voh zamana gaya jab nazar laga karti thi ,

Ab toh sidha "L" lagte hai . . 👀

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I have experienced all type of love but love without expectation like a mother do i have never seen in thid world 💞

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@gujju_masala Lol

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@Khushilovesaloo 😔😭msd

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Padh Mai raha hu!
Paise mere Maa - Baap ke!
Career Mera!
Future Mera!
Par jab mai fail hota hu Toh
G*nd rishtedaro ki Kyu jalti hai?

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Aag Bhi Jal Kar Itni Nahi Jali Hogi,

Jitna Main Tujhe Kisi Aur Ke Saath Dekhkar Jal Jaata Hun!

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I am 22, but still if a Doctor asks me "What's the problem?"
I just look towards my mother so that she can explain him everything!😪

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@Gujju_Palanpuri 😂😂

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They - Tell something about your crush..?
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Me - She had a beautiful heart 💕No matter how many Times I Proposed..
She will always love to reject me😘

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I don't know who needs to hear this...
but stay single until you're appreciated.

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She: Tum to bohot funny ho, itna mazaak karna kis se seekha?

Me: Zindagi se😣

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Don't say : No One Likes Me !!

Just say : There is no one like me..!!

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👉PEOPLE ASK ME,
"WHY ARE YOU SINGLE?
YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE, INTELLIGENT AND CREATIVE.
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👉MY REPLY IS
"I'M OVEROUALIFIED.🤘