David William Harper

Jester of Tortuga

[WRAHL-Playoffs @wrahl_playoffs]

Some great defensive plays lead Narwhals to a victory over the Shamrocks today at Stew Hendry Arena. Let’s see if they can continue the success.

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This aged really well after watching that recent Fyre Festival Doc on Netflix.

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I can't wait until Ja Rule drops his new album.

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Nothing like warm Mayo.

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Dreamt I taught Michael Jordans kids how to play hockey. He got upset with me. The key point here is i should not have rewatched space jam.

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This anthem singer looks like retired Sisco, bald but still rocking the silver hair in the form of eyebrows and a soul patch. #NHLPLAYOFFS

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@BradPlata it's a hell of a ride right now!

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Seen 3 very overweight ppl conquer their bodies & snorkel.. also they immediately were swept into rocks by the ocean & needed rescue #Hawaii

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Seen two raccoons fighting over garbage then having sex last night. The beautiful wonders of nature. #trueracoonlove

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Going to try and get back on this Twitter horse, or bird I guess.

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I agree wholefartedly. Passionately yet gassy.

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Man oh man I love Don Cherry. #grapes

[Tim and Friends @timandfriends]

Just waiting for #NHL #PuckDrop like...

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Corey Crawford making that glove hand work like I use to make my baseball mitt playing mini sticks. #highlightreel

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Staring at the mirror into your own soul during a hair cut is an opportune time for self reflection. #likeshowerthoughts

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I've got ants in me butt and I needs to strut.

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"I have nothing but butter in these Lyons" - Graham

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@Dickn8 The New Orleans Goats, where free tee-shirt and bobble head night is every night. Tickets are cheap but parking is $400.

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Oh that pungent terrible smell of Richmond. I missed you? #bogsmell

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Pokemon is only popular in Canada right now cause everyone has to catch the critters before winter comes.

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One of the oddest life skills I've developed is how good I am at siding things off of plates on to other plates. #skillz