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(un)official spokesperson for @Sodastream

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The Yankees are smacking the royals for Ciara

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It’s gonna be Knicks gear

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What should I spend my $46 Survivor fantasy league winnings on?

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Knicks going to the finals, summer house reunion, it’s 73° and sunny! Thanks @ZohranKMamdani!!!!!

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@NYCMayor @CMChiOsse @CMCrystalHudson @NYC_DOT @CMRestler Omg please fix dean street for bikers. It like riding through a blender.

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At a party in bushwick asking every man in camo or all denim if they know who won the derby

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Erewhon tote at the Foodtown is cool

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Thank you @delta for having live Bravo. I forgive the delays for being able to watch RHORI live.

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Industry finale having both Turnstile and Geese is silly

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One of life’s greatest honors: an upgrade from the birthday party to the pre party dinner

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Another sus scammy thing: HYROX. Why you making people watch you do weird work outs

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Hey @NYCMayor can you make the Heated Rivalry books available again for this snow storm? I can’t wait for the 249 people ahead of me to read The Long Game.

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Idk yall I feel like there’s something sus with those walking monks

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Mr. Styles we are beefing.

[Josie Stratman @JosieStratman]

Heated Rivalry mention from @NYCMayor

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IT HAPPENED. The real tree camo sweatshirt, neon pink knitted mini scarf and checkered vans combo finally got a new coworker compliment

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Went bigger. Tiger camo pants with patent leather Mary Jane’s. Still nothing

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I wore a neck scarf and a Canadian tuxedo to the office today and not a single person has acknowledged it. I must go bigger.

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Hey you credit card companies which one of you wants to give me points for the new MTA robbery!!!! Of $3 a ride? @AskAmex used to 😔

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First day at my new big sports network job and heard Heated Rivalry mentioned 3 times. I promise none of which were by me!!