Bailey Thompson

I make a really great meatloaf and that's pretty much my most impressive talent.

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@coolgirlkati Was honestly disappointed in the selection this year

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@mackelly___ My sweet angel

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@coolgirlkati No mention of the front porch party?

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@mackelly___ Unfortunately, I cannot offer you the romantic Betty/Bob kind of love, but I can offer you the Betty/Judy love all day long!

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@traveluvashley If it doesn’t work out with Mindy, I’d love to go to the Arlington show!! Sadly struck out with the verified fan and capital one presales!

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3rd day in a row I’ve forgotten to eat until after 9pm. Does this count as intermittent fasting?

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@JulietteSouders @mackelly___ I had the same issue!

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How I imagine my neighbors reacting when I move from my Broadway show-tunes phase to my 90s/early 2000s country phase in my shower concert series:

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@mackelly___ Your girl did

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@k_____r037 My older coworker asked me if I had watched season 2 yet and I told her I hadn’t because I had mixed feelings about it with the whole Jamie Lynn Spears situation. Then I had to spend the next hour or so explaining the free Britney movement. So all in all a productive day at work.

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@amycowdrey I don’t know! I love me some Carson Kressley!!

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@mackelly___ When you gonna come see me and @JulietteSouders??

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This is Steven Adams erasure and I won’t stand for it

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#TBT

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This store clerk shamed me for carrying all my items in my arms instead of grabbing a shopping cart. Like excuse me ma’am, but I carried groceries up to my 3rd floor apartment for about 4 years. I’m a professional.

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It’s like I always say… “if you complain to enough people about the things that bother you, someone’s gonna know someone who knows someone who can change it. So keep complaining.”

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@JulietteSouders I just have to remember to not have as much food during the actual meal so I can save room for 66% of a whole pie.

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Thanksgiving update: combined my mom and aunt have made 4 pies for our 6 person celebration.

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Mom: “Bailey look! I spelled your name right on the Christmas card this year”

Me: “yeah thanks mom”

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It’s that time of year again!! Happy Green Bean Casserole season everyone!! I hope everyone treats this superior side dish with the respect it deserves this year. Thank you and goodnight.

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Boss: “you’ll have to answer for that when you make it to the pearly gates”

Me: “bold of you to assume I’m making it all the way to the pearly gates”