Haram Ballerz

[T @MrTund]

Most of us grew up with City being a nothing club, respectfully its just normal service being resumed

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

People are saying why am I going in two footed on Citeh. Know this and this well...if Arsenal / Mikel was even charged for one minor thing, they would strip us of everything from Emirates cups to Frimpongs tracksuit to Win the Dogs dog collar. Navy Seals would descend on Sobha lol

[KAI @Kai_RMCF]

The 3 pillars of football corruption.

[GoonerTalk @GoonerTaIk]

PL without City would be like the Bundesliga without Werder Bremen, or La Liga without Deportivo La Coruna

[Haram Ballerz @haramballerzed]

@cityzenken_ We've watched the league without City before. Nothing new

[Saltzman 👽 @Drealsalt]

Championship rivals loading 😂

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

what if a man starts talking money?

[𝗛EE𝐌 @6enteke]

"I will not be drinking this weekend"

Friday:

[Dingindaba Jonah Buyoya @BuyoyaJonah]

Idk if it’s just me, but Dangote didn’t call that man poor. He mentioned different categories of people, starting with the poor.

[That Mpesu guy @MokgethwaMacha1]

Someone once said:

Just because she's a good mother it doesn't mean your father has a good wife...

[Gaone🎀 @GoabaM]

men are tired

[Tosin @tosin_1109]

Nah the same Calafiori wey i give you, make you return back oo

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Tnere is no such thing as solo date. You were hungry and you went to eat.

[Ntsetsana Mvundlela @Ntsetsana]

Not a job? 😳

[ROGERS OTIENO @Rogers_Otii]

Crazy kennar will always be hosted😂💔

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

"Women are happily single"

"Men are lonely because women don't want them."

“Women started making money and caring about character, and all of a sudden there is a male loneliness epidemic”

"Men need marriage and relationships more than women."

"Men push for marriage because they want a slave."

If you don't want to be a slave to a man, why are you attending singles events?

Why are you creating all these events and attending them, then complaining that lonely men aren't showing up?

I thought y'all didn't need men?

I thought it’s men that’s lonely?

[Nanyuki Billionaire🇰🇪 @lewis_ngunyi]

There's a refusal to grow up that Gen Z keep calling revolutionary that's super irritating.

You won't vote, you won't get a job, you won't be a reliable citizen, you won't show up for friends, you won't call your family, you won't pay taxes, you won't love, you won't hate anything the internet doesn't tell you to hate.

Entire personalities built exclusively on your ability to be a burden to society and add zero value.

[Dobbo @Dobbo0107]

Arteta agrees a new deal with WHO?

[Haram Ballerz @haramballerzed]

Arteta's revenge will be sweet

[Bruno G. @afc_sk14]

Fabian Hurzeler has beaten:

United — 4 times.
Chelsea — 4 times.
Spurs — 2 times.
Man City — 2 times.
Liverpool — 1 time.

No media tour. No “how did you do it?” documentary. Nothing.

Then he beats Arsenal once in six meetings and suddenly the media want to hear the secrets of how he did it.

The Arsenal effect is Crazy

[Diamond Media @diamondtvzambia]

50 CHILENJE HOUSEHOLDS FACE PROSECUTION OVER WASTE MANAGEMENT

By Mulenga Chipampe Makasa

Fifty households in Chilenje Township have been given three days to subscribe to a designated waste collection service or face prosecution as authorities intensify enforcement of solid waste management laws.

The Lusaka Integrated Solid Waste Management Company (LISWMC), in collaboration with Ministry of Health Public Health Inspectors and the National Prosecution Authority, launched a joint enforcement operation in the township.

The operation found the 50 households were not subscribed to the designated franchise contractor, Giruth Cleaning Services.

The affected residents have since been issued warning notices and ordered to register with the contractor within three days.

LISWMC Public Relations Officer Sirre Fofana Muntanga says failure to comply within the stipulated period will result in immediate legal action, including prosecution and fines
The enforcement comes barely a day after six people appeared before the Fast Track Court for alleged violations of the Solid Waste Regulation and Management Act No. 20 of 2018.

Four of the accused paid prescribed fines and were released, while two Gift Moonga and Thomas Zulu of Chilenje South were remanded in custody.

LISWMC has warned residents that improper waste disposal poses public health and environmental risks and urged households across Lusaka to comply with solid waste management regulations.

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