Sarah

just a little bit of everything

[manic pixie cheese curd, MPH @tildawhirl]

“thank you for choosing Amtrak” no problem there are no other trains

[Sarandon Raboin @sarandon_raboin]

When I say I have that dog in me—

This is the dog I mean

[Sarah @harasffarged]

I just like to read sh**ting as ‘shitting’

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

JUST IN: The wife of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson says he had received threats leading up to the sh**ting in Manhattan.

New developments reveal that the suspect had a silencer and escaped through Central Park.

"There had been some threats," Paulette Thompson said.

When asked about the reasoning behind the threats, Paulette Thompson said: "I don't know, a lack of coverage?"

"I don’t know details. I just know that he said there were some people that had been threatening him," she said.

"I can’t really give a thoughtful response right now. I just found this out and I’m trying to console my children."

During a press conference on Wednesday, police released new information.

"It appears the suspect was lying in wait for several minutes, and as the victim was walking to the conference hotel, the suspect approached from behind and fired several rounds, striking the victim at least once in the back and at least once in the right calf," NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch said.

"Many people passed the suspect, but he appeared to wait for his intended target. The suspect fled first on foot, then on an e-bike, and was last seen in Central Park on Center Drive."

[Sarah @harasffarged]

@remiwolf Ur my #2 but #1 in my heart

[Sarah @harasffarged]

@NeilNevins @alyahcs pls come save us all

[Sarah @harasffarged]

If you could duplicate her this was me and my stepsis (same age) performing at our youth group talent show thinking we were CRUSHING it

[lunden ⸆⸉ | x files era🛸 @solonglunden]

can someone pls explain why she is performing while wearing a purse

[Sarah @harasffarged]

I need to scream into the void where very few people actually know me that I have a somewhat serious mammogram this week and I’m scared and anxious

[Sarah @harasffarged]

@27thguyy When I was 10 I thought “Caileigh and Raileigh” and that’s how you know I grew up in the south

[Sarah @harasffarged]

@JonAtTheBar Almost

[َ @gir1genius]

happy bday lesbians!

[Sarah @harasffarged]

*runs to twitter to check on @JonAtTheBar *

[Sarah @harasffarged]

@plathiandc @WashProbs Ok but what night club 👀👀

[A.J. Bauer @ajbauer]

This @washingtonpost partisan names article is sending me.

[Sarah @harasffarged]

At least it has me in bed by 8:30pm to sleep off the grumpiness like a respectable grown up

[Sarah @harasffarged]

Situationships are hell I need to speak with the manager

[Sarah @harasffarged]

Look good feel good or feel good look good? Either way, we’ve arrived 💁🏼‍♀️

[Sarah @harasffarged]

@whatsupsahl Oh damn I thought I was special 🫣

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

Too poor for New York. Too ugly for LA. Too honest for DC… Just masochistic enough for Philadelphia.