Hannah Parsons

Dog mum & rosé lover

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Please take ur days off, these jobs do not care about u.

[Hannah Parsons @harbornehan]

@DaveOCKOP TAA

[The British Patriot @TheBritLad]

90% of the soldiers on the first boats to hit the beach didn't live to see the end of the day. Look at those faces. Some of them never made it to 18.

They paid the ultimate price for your freedom. You live your life the way you do because of them.

[Hedgehog Cabin @HedgehogCabin]

Unlike most mammals, hedgehogs don't have the Flight or Fight Response to danger.
So no matter how frightened they are, they don't bite, and they don't run away.
Their response to danger is to curl up into a protective ball and wait until the danger passes.
That's why so many get run over by an approaching car.
That's why so many are maimed and killed by an approaching strimmer.
And that's why so many get burned alive in a bonfire.

❌Poking a stick under the bonfire pile will just make the hedgehog inside curl tighter.
❌Lighting it from one side will just make the hedgehog inside curl tighter.
❌Shining a light under the bonfire will just make the hedgehog inside curl tighter.

As the smoke fills her lungs, she'll just curl up tighter, hoping it will stop.
As her coat starts to singe she’ll just curl up tighter, hoping the danger will soon pass her by.

🛑⚠️The only way to make a bonfire safe is to build it the same day you light it.⚠️🛑

A ready-built bonfire is a five star hotel to a hedgehog, and one passing will absolutely move in. So if it's already built, you need to move it.

If you are starting to build it in advance then you MUST enclose the area with a hedgehog-proof fence, to ensure no hogs enter.

If you're having a bonfire party tonight, please make sure it's only the rockets that scream.

[Trevor Beattie @trevorbmbagency]

I love this.

[Hannah Parsons @harbornehan]

@Bcfcholly Nearly wet myself

[L M @leemc87]

What everyone in the UK was doing last night VS what I was doing last night

[Hannah Parsons @harbornehan]

Is this satire 🤣😭

[Tom Williams @tomwfootball]

This is a spectacular thing for Chris Wilder to have been annoyed by https://t.co/LPhJ9uEigZ

[Hannah Parsons @harbornehan]

@Bcfcholly Sponsored by Sainsbury’s 🤣❤️❤️❤️

[Hannah Parsons @harbornehan]

@stuparsons1 Quite funny from Alan tho 🤣

[Hannah Parsons @harbornehan]

@chris_sutton73 Knew this was coming 🤣

[Steven Bonaventure x @absolutegazelle]

A look back on the weird year that 2023 has been from start to finish: (a thread)

[Hannah Parsons @harbornehan]

I’ve never related to anything in my life more than this

[the racing newsletter @equinties]

Her: pls stop gambling, we’re on the holiday of a life time.

Him:

[Hannah Parsons @harbornehan]

@OutOCLFC @SamueILFC A cracking corner

[Sian Harries @sianharries_]

The secret of success is realising you simply can’t have a full time job/career, kids, elderly/sick family, friends, a clean beautiful house, a social life, balayage highlights and wrinkle free face, sleep 8 hours and go to the gym. It’s hilarious to think that’s what’s expected

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

Elvis talking about the time he met Cliff Richards

[Hannah Parsons @harbornehan]

@amyeparsons16 Do it

[Hannah Parsons @harbornehan]

@InternetH0F Halloumi

[Jenni @hashjenni]

cheating on your partner then coming home to them and looking them in their eyes telling them you love them is a whole different level of disrespect. I said what I said