Meghan

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

U can tell when someone’s from Roku City

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

i stole a gnome's hat once and he screamed loud as fuuuuuck 😂 i guess its connected to their nervous system or something lol

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

shave ur big toe bitch we’re going to the cheesecake factory

[Bexar Bandito @BexarBandito]

@scitt5000 @tgmt_nikkitine @TheMostBluYoshi this guy sounds like one of those restauranteurs on kitchen nightmares that drives gordon to the point of near-suicide

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

A great way I’ve found to relieve stress is lashing out at whomever is near.

[Esther @_emKamm]

I respect those high class cats in tuxedos but I love that my guy just keeps it casual with socks and a g-string

[celia st. james supremacist @celiastjamez]

@ nicole kidman @ sandra bullock you are NOT too old to be bisexual

[Rabbi Jeff @RabbiJeffx]

How do I boycott Ed Sheeran when my previous consumption of his work was zero

[seraphim @monoseraph]

watching my cigarette ash float gently through the air before settling in some newborns eyeball

[elle 🔻 @dregcollapse]

the stripper loves me, and the record store guy respects my taste, and the barista is genuinely interested in my morning, and the tattoo artist thinks i can sit really well,

[Helen Kingston @kingstonwrites]

Steve Jobs folding in his grave

[chicória maria @chicorinha_]

Um dia eu fiz uma festa de aniversário pras minhas gatas e tirei as piores fotos do mundo e isso meio que não paga nada, essas bichas só me dão gasto na verdade

[uninspired beige @TallForNxthing]

Room smelling like Hobby Lobby

[full metal dingus @fullmetalferret]

DO NOT GET PREGNANT TONIGHT. HE IS LOOKING FOR A VESSEL.

[🇵🇸 MemesOfProduction 🇾🇪 @SeizeThoseMemes]

Yeah I'm spending Kirkmas with my family then I'm doing 9/11 with the in-laws tomorrow

[tasman @lildorothy_]

sending my dentist a video of me eating gravel

[siân @grxsxn]

I’m just a teenage kirkbag baby

[frida @shelovesvz]

NON disturbatemi domani e dopodomani

la combo anniversario di charlie kirk + 11 settembre sarà molto impegnativa. mi aspettano 30h di screentime

[man of faith @ManOfFaith69]

When she thinks I’m an eater but I’m really just trying to nibble the copper off her iud #moneymaker

[shrimps💪🍤 @shrimpchipsss]

death by a thousand $20 purchases