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[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

When this man returns to Pennsylvania as a citizen, I want his Sheetz and Wawa rewards cards revoked. I want his shorts sewn into pants. His hoodies turned into crewnecks. May his pretzels always be stale. His hoagies all onions. His turkey hill iced tea sour. His ATV tires flat.

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

Chilling at about 96 thoughts per minute

[™ 🐐 @JaThegoat]

Why do Tommie keep coming back on here

[b!anco @whereisbbg]

But do aliens believe in me

[ti chokola ki bon nan dyol @doubleed_]

Going no contact with your parent will make you realize you can just about live this life without a lot of people

[kiser ᥫ᭡🪽 @Flies333]

"Why is everything political with you" sorry I don't want to be killed or have others be killed

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i don’t have braincells i just have these guys

[syd divine @SydDivineTarot]

fuck you if you leave the big light on

[Brian @brian_rbts]

There it is, the triple dog. From the dare

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

happy #tightpussythursday to those who celebrate

[bec ★ is born to lose @gauchebea]

FREE MY BOY

[g. @redfourd]

Life ain’t all hotdogs and handjobs

[typing... @imlauv_45]

what the fuck is an open relationship. die for me or go fuck yourself

[laura ⛧! @lunasarchive001]

i could do anything with access to a JBL speaker and 30 mg of adderall

[Badger Bloody Reviews @BadgerBloodies]

Fuck that AI slop, this is what a good menu looks like.

[☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

it feels so good to be transsexual

[katie @katefeetie]

fun part of moving is discovering I own every item! every single item. if it’s an item a person can own, I own it. so I don’t need a job anymore! jobs give you money to buy items and I already own, as I stated, every single item

[✰ @SoftButToxic]

Raw dogging life w no bbl no veneers no 🍒 job no lip filler and no Botox