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Describing Rendszerszintű Agybasz​á​s by Balta | Link: https://t.co/jIHjvQ029u

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Rendszerszintű Agybasz​á​s blows through seven tracks in under seven minutes, and all of them sound like hell in the best way — just absolute noise-fucked chaos, like a car crashing forever into a perpetually collapsing building

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Describing Drawn Lines by Punitive Damage (@PuniDHC) | Link: https://t.co/vJQzBUGqjr

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She sounds like she’s levitating, vibrating the air around her, disrupting radio signals through the force of her pure rage.

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Describing Unspoken by Adrienne | Link: https://t.co/vJQzBUGqjr

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But my favorite thing is that this motherfucker is really screeching with his entire soul, to the point where I imagine flecks of blood or vomit hitting the mic with every syllable.

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Describing Hell Bent by Firewalker | Link: https://t.co/vJQzBUpnhr

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Firewalker’s stomp-around music might work even with a squeaky chipmunk on the mic, but they make the exact right type of music for a singer who sounds like a feral badger doing a John Brannon impression

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Describing Kiss The Ladder by Fleshwater (@fleshwater_fm) | Link: https://t.co/vJQzBUpnhr

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You may ask yourself: Is this even a hardcore song? I may tell you: Shut the fuck up.

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Describing The True Believer by Broken Vow (@brokenvowhc) | Link: https://t.co/vJQzBUpnhr

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it sounds like the people who made this music would physically explode into blood-geysers if they did not get this music out into the world.

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Describing Like a Sickness by Carbonite (@fromwithinrecs) | Link: https://t.co/w1eA46NUca

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It’s bracing, metallic, militaristic music that makes me want to swat a plane out of the sky

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Describing Violento Ritual by Arma X | Link: https://t.co/90dJspINCV

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The Madrid band Arma X brings a level of unhinged bone-snap intensity to just about everything they do, but this song kicks things up about five levels when the riffs suddenly drop away and some motherfucking chanting monks show up.

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Describing Untamed Force by Foreseen | Link: https://t.co/BZyc6Zj2xS

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Look at that cover art! Look at it! It’s so ugly! It’s so beautiful! It’s something that the worst kid in your third-grade class might wear on an airbrushed T-shirt!

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Describing Suntouch by Suntouch House | Link: https://t.co/90dJspINCV

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This is burly, discordant, mad-at-the-world music that remains primally cathartic on some soul-deep level. Bottles will smash to this.