Maileezy

A Sansa in the streets, but a Cersei in the sheets. (That doesn't mean I want to do incest with you, grosso)

[Maileezy @hardcoregalore]

@TheCosby Wow

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@caseyrosewilson @Daniellestuff James’ bestie Logan from Vanderpump Rules looks like the brother from Teen Witch. #vanderpumprules

[Maileezy @hardcoregalore]

@caseyrosewilson @Daniellestuff I don’t want to watch Rinna FaceTime her “model” daughter about laundry. Unless her model daughter is eating a TidePod.

[Maileezy @hardcoregalore]

@caseyrosewilson @Daniellestuff “I want this dog- he looks like Ken!!!” Uh, tha dog also bruised a hip on a rowdy Baja shelf? Ok gurl.

[Maileezy @hardcoregalore]

@caseyrosewilson @Daniellestuff First of prosecco in a white wine glass makes me FURIOUS. Zero stars for this LA eatery that looks like a John Varvatos.

[Maileezy @hardcoregalore]

@mamecastle I want my tombstone to say “No Eye Contact Just Doggy. Loving Mother”

[Maileezy @hardcoregalore]

@Daniellestuff @caseyrosewilson I want Tom Sandoval’s mock turtleneck and his turquoise ring to start writing letters to one another. Then in 40 years I want someone to publish a volume of those letters.

[Maileezy @hardcoregalore]

@brokeymcpoverty Strong agree

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There is no "alt-left". Fighting fascism is what even a moderate would do. #fucktrump

[Maileezy @hardcoregalore]

@realDonaldTrump Your refusal to condemn bigotry is revolting. Your defense of Robert E Lee and Thomas Jefferson is disgustingly misguided

[Maileezy @hardcoregalore]

@realDonaldTrump Your flacks are lying to you. Everyone LOATHES you. You have made our country a worldwide laughingstock.

[Maileezy @hardcoregalore]

@realDonaldTrump You are a disgrace to the office of the President. You are a disgusting fool.

[Maileezy @hardcoregalore]

@dopequeenpheebs There are soooooo many white guys at this taping of Soooo Many White Guys.

[Maileezy @hardcoregalore]

@andygreenwald Not the only person in 🇺🇸 who can go deep on Walking Wounded and Temperamental, fam. Get @me w/ the Shep Pettibone remixes

[Maileezy @hardcoregalore]

@Daniellestuff @caseyrosewilson I have never seen a man so disinterested in where his jizz is going. #RHOC

[Maileezy @hardcoregalore]

@Daniellestuff @caseyrosewilson Dafuq?!? Did I just see a man's sperm on broadcast tv? I usj only see it on real specific Tumblrs #RHOC

[Maileezy @hardcoregalore]

@Daniellestuff @caseyrosewilson The first words you hear in hell, "You have to WHOOP IT UP AT ANDALESSSSSS!" #RHOC

[Maileezy @hardcoregalore]

@caseyrosewilson @Daniellestuff The new lady's look in the testimonials😧. Does she know you aren't supposed to contour your upper lip hair?

[Maileezy @hardcoregalore]

@Daniellestuff @caseyrosewilson A few notes: can they please stop calling 500-year old women "girls" and their spouses "boys"? #RHOC #gross

[Maileezy @hardcoregalore]

@caseyrosewilson @Daniellestuff Am I watching a fucking Le Tip meeting? And a senior citizen ice her arm? #RHOC