Mick carter

I'm the new hard man on the square you cunts, Pub Landlord

[Dylan Healey @Dylan_healey]

Not every day I decide to have a wank before college in my car😂

[Dylan Healey @Dylan_healey]

Black bed sheets and cum stains do not go very well at all

[Dylan Healey @Dylan_healey]

Mental

[Mick carter @HardGeezer]

I'm a fanny, why the fuck am I crying

[Mick carter @HardGeezer]

What did I get Linda for valentines day, fuck all she's already got me the slag

[Mick carter @HardGeezer]

I'm back you fucking cunts

[Mick carter @HardGeezer]

The only thing me and Phil have in common is that both his and my son are faggots #EastEnders

[Mick carter @HardGeezer]

My son is a fucking faggot #Eastenders

[Mick carter @HardGeezer]

I'm ashamed that my daughter wears Fila track suits #Eastenders

[Mick carter @HardGeezer]

Fucking hell my daughter is a right Chavy cunt #EastEnders

[Mick carter @HardGeezer]

My son is a faggot #Eastenders

[Mick carter @HardGeezer]

Dot is now starting to piss me off #EastEnders

[Mick carter @HardGeezer]

I hope dot isn't giving me cheek the old cunt #Eastenders

[Mick carter @HardGeezer]

I look a fucking don in that pink robe

[Mick carter @HardGeezer]

I own everyone and everything in walford you cunts

[Mick carter @HardGeezer]

What eastenders used to be called till I joined

[Mick carter @HardGeezer]

I'm that much of a hard man I've creampie'd every girl and women on the square already #EastEnders

[Mick carter @HardGeezer]

Poor Phil he can only get the fat ugly women the bald cunt #EastEnders

[Mick carter @HardGeezer]

I can't stand having that dog in the pub, I'm on about Shirley not the Pit bull #EastEnders