Me: Please text me when you get there.
Nita, who drives now: Okay, but please don’t freak out if I forget.
Ellis: (almost to herself) Yeah, don’t be like Theseus’ dad… 😳
*I had to look up this reference, but the Greek lit cred is on point *
Sam: Is there a max amount for mobile deposits?
Bank lady: No… Just make sure that no checks are over $2500
Sam: That’s the maximum
Her: Well, only for checks
Me: But you can’t mobile deposit cash
Her: Not yet (with eyebrow raise and knowing look)
#smalltownbanking
Nita (after getting into the car uncharacteristically early one morning): Cal! We’re the first ones in the car!
Cal: No, I was the first one in the car and you were the second one.
Cal: The bad news is… I left my knife at church.
Me: 😳
Cal: The good news is… I know right where it is, and it’s not open.
Me: Ok… I’ll call Mr. Stephen.
Cal: The question news is… Can I go play at Mimi’s house?
#movingrightalong#littlebrotherbigtrouble
Kids made a call to the dugout and got me a @HailStateBB series win over LSU for Mother’s Day. 🐾🎉 Impressive, but I hope they have a favor to call in for next weekend.
Sam (asleep): This place is incredible.
Me: Really? What kind of place?
Sam: Cheese. Moon cheese.
Me: Huh?
Sam: Jazz place. Moon cheese face. Fud.
Me: Wow. You want to go back?
Sam: Nah.
Me: Oh. Not that good?
Sam: You have to pull to see, right?
#Myhusbandsleeptalks