Katherine Hardin

[Katherine Hardin @hardinkatherine]

Ellis forgot the name of the condiment I made to go with the chicken (comeback sauce)… so we now only have revenge sauce 😂😈😂

[Katherine Hardin @hardinkatherine]

9:00 pm…

Me: I’ve got to go to Walmart.

Sam: Why?

Me: I have no bread at all.

Nita (a room away): Let them eat cake!!!

[Katherine Hardin @hardinkatherine]

Friend: Nita, what’s it like at your house?
Nita: What do you mean?
Friend: Like, is it a house with INGREDIENTS for snacks instead of just snacks?

[Katherine Hardin @hardinkatherine]

Me: Please text me when you get there.
Nita, who drives now: Okay, but please don’t freak out if I forget.
Ellis: (almost to herself) Yeah, don’t be like Theseus’ dad… 😳

*I had to look up this reference, but the Greek lit cred is on point *

[Katherine Hardin @hardinkatherine]

Sam: Is there a max amount for mobile deposits?

Bank lady: No… Just make sure that no checks are over $2500

Sam: That’s the maximum

Her: Well, only for checks

Me: But you can’t mobile deposit cash

Her: Not yet (with eyebrow raise and knowing look)

#smalltownbanking

[Katherine Hardin @hardinkatherine]

Nita (after getting into the car uncharacteristically early one morning): Cal! We’re the first ones in the car!

Cal: No, I was the first one in the car and you were the second one.

[Katherine Hardin @hardinkatherine]

Putting lotion on…

Me: Mmm. This smells good.
Ellis: Yeah, sort of like a nice nursing home.

😑

[Katherine Hardin @hardinkatherine]

On the boat in the lake…
Sam: We need about two more towels. Cal: (a la Richie Rich, and right on cue) HOUSEKEEPING!
#comicgenius

[Katherine Hardin @hardinkatherine]

Nita: Mom, you should probably be really fat with as much as you like sweets.
#thanksforthat

[Katherine Hardin @hardinkatherine]

Nita told me yesterday that she got a recruitment email from Ole Miss…

She responded with “MAROOOOON!”

#parentingsuccess 🐾

[Katherine Hardin @hardinkatherine]

Not sure how the boys talked the @UPS men into taking a break and throwing the football with them, but I am loving the Christmas spirit!

[Katherine Hardin @hardinkatherine]

Cal: The bad news is… I left my knife at church.
Me: 😳
Cal: The good news is… I know right where it is, and it’s not open.
Me: Ok… I’ll call Mr. Stephen.
Cal: The question news is… Can I go play at Mimi’s house?
#movingrightalong
#littlebrotherbigtrouble

[DogTrack/XC @NADogTrack]

With the first race coming, here is our 2023 XC Roster #PureGuts #EyesUp #MilesToGoBeforeWeSleep

[Katherine Hardin @hardinkatherine]

Ellis, blessing the food: God, thank you for this food Mom made, even though… (pause) you know, never mind. Thank you for the food.
#notherfavoriemeal

[Katherine Hardin @hardinkatherine]

Hello to high school!
Nita - 9th
Shepherd - 7th
Ellis - 5th
Cal - 3rd
It’s going to be a great year 💗

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Every parent should watch this

[Katherine Hardin @hardinkatherine]

Me: How was the substitute teacher today?
Ellis: She was okay… she moved like a Barbie.
#didntexpectthat

[Katherine Hardin @hardinkatherine]

Kids made a call to the dugout and got me a @HailStateBB series win over LSU for Mother’s Day. 🐾🎉 Impressive, but I hope they have a favor to call in for next weekend.

[Katherine Hardin @hardinkatherine]

Go dawgs!! Beat the Rebels!
#hailstate

[Katherine Hardin @hardinkatherine]

Sam (asleep): This place is incredible.
Me: Really? What kind of place?
Sam: Cheese. Moon cheese.
Me: Huh?
Sam: Jazz place. Moon cheese face. Fud.
Me: Wow. You want to go back?
Sam: Nah.
Me: Oh. Not that good?
Sam: You have to pull to see, right?
#Myhusbandsleeptalks