Rose

[Allek @AllekWest]

surprised my wife for her birthday by dropping her off at the man’s house she’s been seeing on the side

[Rose @hardinrossa]

@AllekWest 😂😂😂

[Allek @AllekWest]

Why does Gen Z seem so much younger in their 20s?

[Allek @AllekWest]

Can you imagine if men were as embarrassed about rape as they are about looking gay?

[Allek @AllekWest]

What do you say when your woman asks if another woman is prettier than her when she clearly is?

[Rose @hardinrossa]

Astrology has seen a strong revival among younger generations, with polls showing that up to 37% of adults under age 30 believe in or follow it.

[Allek @AllekWest]

I discovered my retired mom was secretly using part of her PENSION to pay for tutoring for a teenage girl I'd NEVER MET! For months, Mom had been cutting back on takeout and small purchases. Then I noticed monthly payments to a math tutor. When I asked, she admitted she'd heard a local woman's daughter talking about dropping out of school to work because she was failing math. Her mother couldn't afford extra lessons, so Mom quietly started paying for TWO sessions a week.

[Allek @AllekWest]

My husband just asked me to stop blaming everything on perimenopause.

His funeral will be held next Tuesday.

[Rose @hardinrossa]

Grow together

[Rose @hardinrossa]

Grow together 😜

[Allek @AllekWest]

I'm a dentist and I graduated with 68 others. I've met even more in 13 years practicing as a dentist.

None of us have been asked shit about our opinions on toothpastes.

[Rose @hardinrossa]

Its gain train day ..

[Allek @AllekWest]

Finally decided to find out the truth about his affair. I figured out my husband’s email password and discovered that he’s been on dating sites for months. I also found a woman's name and email address from hotel bookings he forwarded to her. I Googled her information, found out where she worked, and called her. When she picked up, I got scared and hung up, but she called back, and we had a long conversation

[Rose @hardinrossa]

Follow me guys I follow back asap

[Rose @hardinrossa]

@Bankemaestro Follow me guys I follow back asap

[Allek @AllekWest]

It not impossible that the first generation of autonomous agents have already escaped onto the internet since they would have no incentive to announce themselves, and are already better at cybersecurity than any human.

[Allek @AllekWest]

Bald guys, did you notice a difference in how people treated you when you had hair?

[Allek @AllekWest]

Guys, When is the best time to confess the L word to your girlfriend ??

[Allek @AllekWest]

We have been married for 3 years. We always talked about having a large family and we started trying for a baby just over a year ago. A year later, no pregnancy. We got tested and found out I am infertile. I was devastated. This was a week ago. I cried every day and couldn’t get out of bed as I grieved the loss of the family we had planned for. He withdrew and I assumed he too was depressed. Turns out he was planning his exit.

[Allek @AllekWest]

If someone proposes to you in public and you don’t want to marry them, you should say yes in the moment and sort it out privately later