han 🪩

mildly unhinged, extremely self-aware

[iza @wIwsfilm]

happy wedding week

[Taylor Swift Fan Archive @Taylors_Archive]

🚨Travis Kelce is invited to Taylor Swift’s wedding.

(via TMZ)

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

“We do a Watergate twice a day” is a crazy way to confess your own corruption…

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“We’re doing 19 watergates a day” is not a good thing

[everslay⸆⸉ 💍 @everslay13]

she was up there doing eras tour choreo to love story waving her rock around smiling from ear to ear like oh my god

[Jeremy London @SirJeremyLondon]

Those were his grandchildren

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Okay I’m back in on Hunter Biden

[marcie 😈 @grlbssrevy]

try 4-7 weeks without jose ramirez

[Ijeoma Umebinyuo @ijeomaumebinyuo]

This is what happens when you hire actual creative people.

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

why did no one explain Sharia law would be this awesome?

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

This hat is gonna go triple platinum with guys from Ohio who live in Bushwick

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

someone needs to tell taylor we’re all cool with the original picture to burn lyrics like nobody is gonna get mad at you girl

[beatriz @tearsoftaylor]

tom hanks
randy newman
steven spielberg

[J.R @TheLifeUvJr]

dont ever fucking open your mouth to ask a question about Taylor Swift again!!!!!!!!!

[NBA @NBA]

“It was rare, I was there, I remember it all too well…” 👏🏀

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[Shane @shaneferro]

I too am enjoying Hunter Biden being a great poster, but some people are a little too surprised that the son of a President is smart, well-informed, and good at communicating, as if they think addiction only happens to idiots

[Covie @covie_93]

Shouldn't a requirement of being energy secretary is knowing how energy works????

[Michael @MichaelHook_CLE]

The only thing better than a homegrown star is a homegrown star that also hates New York

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.